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Dude, Where's My Ranch?/Quotes

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Season 14 Episode Quotes
308 "Three Gays of the Condo"
309
"Dude, Where's My Ranch?"
"Old Yeller-Belly" 310


Mr. Burns: Exquisite, just exquisite. Makes me wish I hadn't released the hounds.
Waylon Smithers: Should I call them off, sir?
Mr. Burns: No, no. It's their Christmas too.

Carl Carlson: David Byrne?!
Moe Szyslak: Singer, artist, composer, director, Talking Head...
David Byrne: And, I used to wrestle under the name "El Diablo."
Lenny Leonard: I thought that was Philip Glass.
David Byrne: Yeah, he wishes.

Marge: I am so sick of that song!
Homer: Me too -- I've come to hate my own creation. Now I know how God feels.

The Rich Texan: Welcome to the Lazy I Ranch, where we give you a week of rustic ranch living.
Comic Book Guy: Do you have an internet connection?
The Rich Texan: Internet? [laughing] Son, the only internet connection we got is a dedicated DSL port in the business center. Or you can patch in through the smart-fridge in your cabin.

Lisa: [reading] "On this battleground in 1881, fifty-six Indians lost their lives and four brave Americans lost their hats."
Homer: Those poor hats.

Marge: That was a delicious meal, Cookie. What do we do with our garbage?
Cookie: Just leave it for Cleanie.
Cleanie: My preciousss... Gollum....

Marge: Shucks, Lisa. You sure have taken a shine to that cowpoke.
Lisa: Mom, why are you talking like that?
Marge: Don't rightly know. I just soaked up the lingo like a biscuit in a bucket full of gopher gravy. I'll stop now.

Homer: We did it! Finally, man has triumphed over a small, furry animal!

Luke Stetson: Dang it, Clara should be here by now.
Lisa: I'm sure she's just running late. Or, she's not coming because she doesn't understand how special you are.
Luke Stetson: That sure don't sound like my sister.
Lisa: Sister?! You mean she's not your girlfriend?
Luke Stetson: Hell no! They outlawed that in this state two years ago.

Clara Stetson: Hel-lo, handsome!
Bart: What's up, Cootie Breath?

Homer: Look at those stupid city slickers, with their fur coats and pointy hats.
Marge: Homer, those are elk.
Homer: I still hate them. Go back to Grosse Pointe!
Season 14 Quotes
Treehouse of Horror XIII How I Spent My Strummer Vacation Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade Large Marge Helter Shelter The Great Louse Detective Special Edna The Dad Who Knew Too Little The Strong Arms of the Ma Pray Anything Barting Over I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can A Star Is Born Again Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington C.E. D'oh 'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky Three Gays of the Condo Dude, Where's My Ranch? Old Yeller-Belly Brake My Wife, Please The Bart of War Moe Baby Blues