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The Bart of War/Quotes

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Season 14 Episode Quotes
311 "Brake My Wife, Please"
"The Bart of War"
"Moe Baby Blues" 313

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Ned: The house is slightly askew! To the panic room!

Marge: How did this happen? All I wanted was to glue feathers on felt and teach the boys good citizenship- [sobs] and now it's a donnybrook! [starts crying and the cameraman nearby aims the video camera at her]
Homer: Oh my God! That's my wife, and she's crying!
Willie: Oh! Lassie, dry your tears!
Otto: Then show us your boobs!

[cut to Moe screaming in pain as he's being pummeled by Drederick Tatum]

Drederick Tatum: Dear God, why are we fighting?
Moe: I ain't doing any fighting!

Season 14 Quotes
Treehouse of Horror XIII How I Spent My Strummer Vacation Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade Large Marge Helter Shelter The Great Louse Detective Special Edna The Dad Who Knew Too Little The Strong Arms of the Ma Pray Anything Barting Over I'm Spelling As Fast As I Can A Star Is Born Again Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington C.E. D'oh 'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky Three Gays of the Condo Dude, Where's My Ranch? Old Yeller-Belly Brake My Wife, Please The Bart of War Moe Baby Blues