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Season 14 Episode Quotes
294 "Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade"
"Large Marge"
"Helter Shelter" 296

Marge: Don't make a fuss over me, boys. Just pour me a beer in a clean glass.
Moe: Whoa, you said no fuss.

Homer: I came out of the elephant's mouth, right? Because I already showered once today

Kent Brockman: Besieged by protesters, Krusty responded...
Krusty: Will you people get a life?
Kent Brockman: Not an option!

Drederick Tatum: I've been paid millions to endorse these butt-ugly shoes. My forthrightness is my undoing.

Milhouse: Bart, remember when I was crying at recess. I think I'm finally ready to tell you why.

Marge: Faced with a problem like this, I wonder, what would Oprah do?

Lisa: [seeing Marge with implants] Mom! What happened? Your endowment's bigger than Harvard's!

Batman: Good thing I always carry my Carousel Reversal Spray!
Clownface/Krusty: Uh! What don't you have in that belt?

Bush: [after getting hit in the face by Jimmy] Why, you!
Carter: [drops the ladder nervously] Oh, I'm sorry George. I didn't see you there.
Bush: [smiles at Jimmy] No hard labels. [rams his hammer hook at Jimmy's nosetrils]
[Bill Clinton laughs at him.]
Bush: What are you laughing at Clinton? [hits him in the head with his hammer]

Newspaper Headline: CRAZY MOM GOES TOPLESS (photos pg. 3-28)

Baha Men Song Parody: Who let her jugs out? Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh! Marge let her jugs out! Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh!

Carl: This is the longest I've gone without looking at Lenny.

Dr. Velimirovic: Great Ceaucescu's ghost! Are those real?"

Marge: My operation was botched!
Dr. Velimirovic: Botched, what is that, the word of the day?
Season 14 Quotes
Treehouse of Horror XIII How I Spent My Strummer Vacation Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade Large Marge Helter Shelter The Great Louse Detective Special Edna The Dad Who Knew Too Little The Strong Arms of the Ma Pray Anything Barting Over I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can A Star Is Born Again Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington C.E. D'oh 'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky Three Gays of the Condo Dude, Where's My Ranch? Old Yeller-Belly Brake My Wife, Please The Bart of War Moe Baby Blues