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How I Spent My Strummer Vacation/Quotes

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Season 14 Episode Quotes
292 "Treehouse of Horror XIII"
"How I Spent My Strummer Vacation"
"Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade" 294

Homer: So you're just gonna let me walk out of here sober.
Moe Szyslak: I'm afraid so.
Homer: And you can live with that.
Moe: Yuh-huh.

Carl Carlson: You wouldn't serve Homer just 'cause he didn't have money?
Lenny Leonard: What happened to you, Moe? You used to be about the booze.
Moe: [sighs] Yeah, I guess I got caught up in all the glitz and glamour.

Homer: Good morning, everybody! What's for breakfast, cutie?
Marge: Homie, it's five p.m. We're having dinner.
Homer: What? Wait a... That can't be right! Wait, was last night the night we set the clocks ahead eight hours?

Marge: I had to tell Mr. Burns you had violent diarrhea.
Homer: Couldn't you come up with a less embarrassing lie?
Marge: But you did have violent diarrhea. Nobody open the hallway closet until I say it's okay.

Marge: We had a family meeting and decided that even though what you said about us was incredibly thoughtless and hurtful, you had a point.
Homer: Damn straight.
Marge: You work a job you don't like so I'm able to be home with the kids.
Lisa: And you take me places you hate, like museums, plays, and the Olive Garden.
Bart: And even though you knew I ratted you out to the IRS, you never busted me on it.
Homer: You what?

Keith Richards: Welcome to Rock 'n' Roll Fantasy Camp, where you'll experience the complete rock 'n' roll lifestyle, without the lawsuits and STD's.
Homer: Woo! STD's!

Mick Jagger: So get a good night's sleep and remember Rule Number One: there are no rules!
Crowd: [cheers]
Mick Jagger: Rule Number Two: no outside food!

Homer: Are you ready...to receive professional training in rock?!
Chief Wiggum: Have you been awake all night?
Homer: I am so excited I couldn't fall asleep! I even took some pills I found on the floor and still nothing!
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: You took pills you found on the floor?
Homer: Uh-huh. Now I'm afraid that if I stop talking, I'll die. Isn't Mick cool? I thought he'd be all like, "I'm a rock star. Aren't I great?" But he's just like you or me or Jesus over there.

Elvis Costello: Come on, who'd like to be a bass player?
Homer: Out of my way, Nerdlinger.
Elvis Costello: My image!

Brian Setzer: Now a guitar has many, many nicknames -- an axe, a gitbox... Well, I guess that's it.

Homer: Mr. Seltzer?
Brian Setzer: Setzer.
Homer: No, I think it's Seltzer.

Mick Jagger: Yeah, we've all gotta get home. My lawn's not gonna mow itself.
Keith Richards: And I've gotta put up the storm windows. Winter's coming.

Homer: [despondent sigh] I'm so despondent.

Bart: Did you know it was going to turn into a riot, Dad?
Homer: Oh, yeah... When you've been in as many as I have, you can sense them coming.
Marge: Did they ever find Tom Petty's toe?
Homer: What am I, the lost and found?

Tom Petty: By the way, I don't suppose any of you have seen my, um...
Lisa: No, sorry.
Season 14 Quotes
Treehouse of Horror XIII How I Spent My Strummer Vacation Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade Large Marge Helter Shelter The Great Louse Detective Special Edna The Dad Who Knew Too Little The Strong Arms of the Ma Pray Anything Barting Over I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can A Star Is Born Again Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington C.E. D'oh 'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky Three Gays of the Condo Dude, Where's My Ranch? Old Yeller-Belly Brake My Wife, Please The Bart of War Moe Baby Blues