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| − | :'''[[ | + | :'''[[God]]:''' {{ap|Noah|Bible}}! Thou shalt buildst thyself an ark measuring 300 cubits in length. |
| − | + | :'''Noah:''' 300 cubits... give or take. | |
| − | :''' | + | :'''God:''' EXACTLY 300! And thou shalt takest two of every creature... |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Noah:''' Two creatures... |
| − | + | :'''God:''' Two of every creature! | |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Noah:''' Even stink beetles? |
| − | :''' | + | :'''God:''' Especially stink beetles! |
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| − | :'''[[ | + | :'''[[Bart]]:''' Whoa, cool! God is so in-your-face. |
| + | :'''[[Homer]]:''' Yeah. He's my favorite fictional character. | ||
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| − | :''' | + | :'''Homer:''' I can't make it in today, [[Waylon Smithers, Jr.|Mr. Smithers]]. I have Smallpox... Well, it wasn't wiped out in my house. |
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| − | :'''[[ | + | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' Point of order. If we want to learn anything, we must respect... |
| − | :'' | + | :'''Bart:''' Point of odor. Lisa stinks. |
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| − | :'' | + | :'''[[Principal Skinner]]:''' Order, order! Do you kids want to be like the real U.N., or do you just want to squabble and waste time? |
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| − | :'' | + | :'''Homer:''' [[FlanCrest Enterprises]]? |
| − | :''' | + | :'''[[Ned Flanders]]:''' Oops! That's for me. FlanCrest Enterprises is my home business. |
| − | :'' | + | :'''Homer:''' You liar. You don't have a home business. Why would you make up a lie like that? |
| − | :'''Homer''' | + | :'''Ned:''' No-ho-ho, it's true! [[Maude]] and I sell religious hook rugs over the Internet. |
| − | :'''Comic Book Guy''' | + | :'''Homer:''' Internet, eh? |
| − | :'''Homer''' | + | :'''Ned:''' Yes indeedy. Makin' some good scratch, too. |
| + | :'''Homer:''' Scratch, eh? | ||
| + | :'''Ned:''' Yep. | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' Maude, eh? | ||
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| + | :'''Bart:''' First one to the front of the bus gets Martin's lunch money. | ||
| + | :'''[[Martin]]:''' What? | ||
| + | :'''Bart:''' Go apple! | ||
| + | :'''[[Nelson]]:''' Go orange! | ||
| + | :'''[[Ralph]]:''' Go banana! | ||
| + | :'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Make way for grapefruit! Gooo grapefruit! | ||
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| + | :'''[[Sherri]]:''' This is all Lisa's fault. She started the stupid U.N. club. | ||
| + | :'''Lisa:''' Hey, Martin seconded the motion. It's entirely his fault. | ||
| + | :'''Nelson:''' People, people. Let's not blame each other. We all know this is Milhouse's fault. | ||
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| + | :'''Bart:''' Good, let's get to work. Me and Nelson will build the treehouse. Martin, draw up plans for a coconut radio and, if possible, a coconut Nintendo system. | ||
| + | :'''Lisa:''' What about the rest of us? | ||
| + | :'''Bart:''' You guys gather food for the big feast tonight. And maybe a little wine for the older kids. | ||
| + | :'''Nelson:'' Delicious wine? | ||
| + | :'''Bart:''' Exactly. | ||
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| + | :'''Bart:''' Food patrol, we're all starved. Let's see what you've got. ''[Bart is shown some berries]'' That's it? What happened to all the lobsters, mangoes and chewy chewy cocoa beans? | ||
| + | :'''Lisa:''' All we found were these oozing berries. And they look pretty poisonous. | ||
| + | :'''Ralph:''' I eated the purpleberries. | ||
| + | :'''Bart:''' How are they, Ralph? Good? | ||
| + | :'''Ralph:''' ''[moaning]'' They taste like burning. | ||
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| + | :'''Homer:''' Welcome to the Internet, my friend. How can I help you? | ||
| + | :'''[[Comic Book Guy]]:''' I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud Internet connection to a 1.5-megabit fiber-optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token-ring ethernet LAN configuration? | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' ''[staring blankly]'' Can I have some money now? | ||
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| + | :'''Homer:''' Ooo, they have the Internet on computers now... | ||
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| + | :'''Narrator:''' So, the children learned to function as a society. And eventually, they were rescued by, oh, let's say, [[Moe]]. | ||
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- God: Noah! Thou shalt buildst thyself an ark measuring 300 cubits in length.
- Noah: 300 cubits... give or take.
- God: EXACTLY 300! And thou shalt takest two of every creature...
- Noah: Two creatures...
- God: Two of every creature!
- Noah: Even stink beetles?
- God: Especially stink beetles!
- Homer: I can't make it in today, Mr. Smithers. I have Smallpox... Well, it wasn't wiped out in my house.
- Lisa: Point of order. If we want to learn anything, we must respect...
- Bart: Point of odor. Lisa stinks.
- Principal Skinner: Order, order! Do you kids want to be like the real U.N., or do you just want to squabble and waste time?
- Homer: FlanCrest Enterprises?
- Ned Flanders: Oops! That's for me. FlanCrest Enterprises is my home business.
- Homer: You liar. You don't have a home business. Why would you make up a lie like that?
- Ned: No-ho-ho, it's true! Maude and I sell religious hook rugs over the Internet.
- Homer: Internet, eh?
- Ned: Yes indeedy. Makin' some good scratch, too.
- Homer: Scratch, eh?
- Ned: Yep.
- Homer: Maude, eh?
- Bart: First one to the front of the bus gets Martin's lunch money.
- Martin: What?
- Bart: Go apple!
- Nelson: Go orange!
- Ralph: Go banana!
- Milhouse: Make way for grapefruit! Gooo grapefruit!
- Sherri: This is all Lisa's fault. She started the stupid U.N. club.
- Lisa: Hey, Martin seconded the motion. It's entirely his fault.
- Nelson: People, people. Let's not blame each other. We all know this is Milhouse's fault.
- Bart: Good, let's get to work. Me and Nelson will build the treehouse. Martin, draw up plans for a coconut radio and, if possible, a coconut Nintendo system.
- Lisa: What about the rest of us?
- Bart: You guys gather food for the big feast tonight. And maybe a little wine for the older kids.
- 'Nelson: Delicious wine?
- Bart: Exactly.
- Bart: Food patrol, we're all starved. Let's see what you've got. [Bart is shown some berries] That's it? What happened to all the lobsters, mangoes and chewy chewy cocoa beans?
- Lisa: All we found were these oozing berries. And they look pretty poisonous.
- Ralph: I eated the purpleberries.
- Bart: How are they, Ralph? Good?
- Ralph: [moaning] They taste like burning.
- Homer: Welcome to the Internet, my friend. How can I help you?
- Comic Book Guy: I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud Internet connection to a 1.5-megabit fiber-optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token-ring ethernet LAN configuration?
- Homer: [staring blankly] Can I have some money now?
- Homer: Ooo, they have the Internet on computers now...
- Narrator: So, the children learned to function as a society. And eventually, they were rescued by, oh, let's say, Moe.
