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Season 9 Episode Quotes
191 "The Joy of Sect"
"Das Bus"
"The Last Temptation of Krust" 193

God: Noah! Thou shalt buildst thyself an ark measuring 300 cubits in length.
Noah: 300 cubits... give or take.
God: EXACTLY 300! And thou shalt takest two of every creature...
Noah: Two creatures...
God: Two of every creature!
Noah: Even stink beetles?
God: Especially stink beetles!

Bart: Whoa, cool! God is so in-your-face.
Homer: Yeah. He's my favorite fictional character.

Homer: I can't make it in today, Mr. Smithers. I have Smallpox... Well, it wasn't wiped out in my house.

Lisa: Point of order. If we want to learn anything, we must respect...
Bart: Point of odor. Lisa stinks.

Ralph: O Canada!
Principal Skinner: Order, order! Do you kids want to be like the real U.N., or do you just want to squabble and waste time?

Homer: FlanCrest Enterprises?
Ned Flanders: Oops! That's for me. FlanCrest Enterprises is my home business.
Homer: You liar. You don't have a home business. Why would you make up a lie like that?
Ned: No-ho-ho, it's true! Maude and I sell religious hook rugs over the Internet.
Homer: Internet, eh?
Ned: Yes indeedy. Makin' some good scratch, too.
Homer: Scratch, eh?
Ned: Yep.
Homer: Maude, eh?

Bart: First one to the front of the bus gets Martin's lunch money.
Martin: What?
Bart: Go apple!
Nelson: Go orange!
Ralph: Go banana!
Milhouse: Make way for grapefruit! Gooo grapefruit!

Sherri: This is all Lisa's fault. She started the stupid U.N. club.
Lisa: Hey, Martin seconded the motion. It's entirely his fault.
Nelson: People, people. Let's not blame each other. We all know this is Milhouse's fault.

Bart: Good, let's get to work. Me and Nelson will build the treehouse. Martin, draw up plans for a coconut radio and, if possible, a coconut Nintendo system.
Lisa: What about the rest of us?
Bart: You guys gather food for the big feast tonight. And maybe a little wine for the older kids.
Nelson: Delicious wine?
Bart: Exactly.

Bart: Food patrol, we're all starved. Let's see what you've got. [Bart is shown some berries] That's it? What happened to all the lobsters, mangoes and chewy chewy cocoa beans?
Lisa: All we found were these oozing berries. And they look pretty poisonous.
Ralph: I eated the purpleberries.
Bart: How are they, Ralph? Good?
Ralph: [moaning] They taste like burning.

Homer: Welcome to the Internet, my friend. How can I help you?
Comic Book Guy: I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud Internet connection to a 1.5-megabit fiber-optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token-ring Ethernet LAN configuration?
Homer: [staring blankly] Can I have some money now?

Homer: Ooo, they have the Internet on computers now...

Narrator: So, the children learned to function as a society. And eventually, they were rescued by, oh, let's say, Moe.
Season 9 Quotes
The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson The Principal and the Pauper Lisa's Sax Treehouse of Horror VIII The Cartridge Family Bart Star The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons Lisa the Skeptic Realty Bites Miracle on Evergreen Terrace All Singing, All Dancing Bart Carny The Joy of Sect Das Bus The Last Temptation of Krust Dumbbell Indemnity Lisa the Simpson This Little Wiggy Simpson Tide The Trouble with Trillions Girly Edition Trash of the Titans King of the Hill Lost Our Lisa Natural Born Kissers