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Realty Bites/Quotes

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Season 9 Episode Quotes
186 "Lisa the Skeptic"
187
"Realty Bites"
"Miracle on Evergreen Terrace" 188


[Marge picks up her dole check]
Marge: 200 dollars for doing nothing?! I feel like such a crook...
George Bush: Don't worry, it gets easier every week.

Lionel Hutz: Marge, I had a lot of calls about you. Customers love your no-pressure approach.
Marge: Well, like we say: "The right house for the right person."
Lionel Hutz: Listen, it's time I let you in on a little secret, Marge. The right house is the house that's for sale. The right person is anyone.
Marge: But... all I did was tell the truth.
Lionel Hutz: Of course you did! But there's the truth, [Hutz glares at Marge and shakes his head] and the truth! [Hutz smiles at Marge and nods]

Maude: Now slow down, Neddy. The home-buyers' course said always look inside the house before buying.
[The front wall of the house falls over, revealing a room with nothing but Lenny sitting at a table with a can of soup.]
Marge: Well, there it is.
Lenny: Please don't tell anyone how I live.
Season 9 Quotes
The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson The Principal and the Pauper Lisa's Sax Treehouse of Horror VIII The Cartridge Family Bart Star The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons Lisa the Skeptic Realty Bites Miracle on Evergreen Terrace All Singing, All Dancing Bart Carny The Joy of Sect Das Bus The Last Temptation of Krust Dumbbell Indemnity Lisa the Simpson This Little Wiggy Simpson Tide The Trouble with Trillions Girly Edition Trash of the Titans King of the Hill Lost Our Lisa Natural Born Kissers