The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons/Quotes

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Season 9 Episode Quotes
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[Apu has ended his date with Elizabeth Hoover. They went to a carnival. Miss Hoover is holding a gigantic stuffed animal.]
Elizabeth Hoover: I had a great time at the carnival, Apu. Thank you for winning Wubsy. I had no idea you were such a crack shot.
Apu: All Kwik-E-Mart employees must be skilled with firearms.
[Elizabeth Hoover goes inside her home.]
Apu: [talking to himself] That was a hard date to top. But we shall see.
[Apu drives his car a short distance, from the Hoover residence to the Van Houten residence, which is next door. Luann van Houten emerges.]
Luann Van Houten: Who is up for some clog dancing?
[Apu produces a pair of clogs.]
Apu: Why do you not try and stop me!
Season 9 Quotes
The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson • The Principal and the Pauper • Lisa's Sax • Treehouse of Horror VIII • The Cartridge Family • Bart Star • The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons • Lisa the Skeptic • Realty Bites • Miracle on Evergreen Terrace • All Singing, All Dancing • Bart Carny • The Joy of Sect • Das Bus • The Last Temptation of Krust • Dumbbell Indemnity • Lisa the Simpson • This Little Wiggy • Simpson Tide • The Trouble with Trillions • Girly Edition • Trash of the Titans • King of the Hill • Lost Our Lisa • Natural Born Kissers