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Season 9 Episode Quotes
184 "Bart Star"
185
"The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons"
"Lisa the Skeptic" 186


[Apu has ended his date with Elizabeth Hoover. They went to a carnival. Miss Hoover is holding a gigantic stuffed animal.]
Elizabeth Hoover: I had a great time at the carnival, Apu. Thank you for winning Wubsy. I had no idea you were such a crack shot.
Apu: All Kwik-E-Mart employees must be skilled with firearms.
[Elizabeth Hoover goes inside her home.]
Apu: [talking to himself] That was a hard date to top. But we shall see.
[Apu drives his car a short distance, from the Hoover residence to the Van Houten residence, which is next door. Luann van Houten emerges.]
Luann Van Houten: Who is up for some clog dancing?
[Apu produces a pair of clogs.]
Apu: Why do you not try and stop me!
Season 9 Quotes
The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson The Principal and the Pauper Lisa's Sax Treehouse of Horror VIII The Cartridge Family Bart Star The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons Lisa the Skeptic Realty Bites Miracle on Evergreen Terrace All Singing, All Dancing Bart Carny The Joy of Sect Das Bus The Last Temptation of Krust Dumbbell Indemnity Lisa the Simpson This Little Wiggy Simpson Tide The Trouble with Trillions Girly Edition Trash of the Titans King of the Hill Lost Our Lisa Natural Born Kissers