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:'''Homer:''' D'oh! | :'''Homer:''' D'oh! | ||
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| + | :'''Bart:''' Now I'll just cut off her annoying head and this body will be all mine. Or we both die. Not really sure what the rules are. | ||
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| + | :'''Lisa:''' Why, Bart? I thought we were friends. | ||
| + | :'''Bart:''' A brother can never be friends with his sister. | ||
| + | :'''Lisa:''' Are you really, really sure? | ||
| + | :'''Bart:''' I'm afraid I am. | ||
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| + | :'''Lisa:''' I feel your pain, brother. | ||
| + | :'''[[Krusty]]:''' Now, I need you to memorize these 10,000 setups by next week. | ||
| + | :'''Lisa:''' Help me, Doctor. | ||
| + | :'''[[Dr. Nick]]:''' So this is what successful post-op looks like. | ||
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- Marge: Now, I'm off to a party, my outfit is chic. It's a Catwoman costume, I'm sure is unique.
- Comic Book Guy: Wait a second... It's Halloween?
- Marge: Just rest on the sofa, I'll be home by 10:00.
- Bart: Can we have some candy.
- Marge: Just one M&M.
- Abe: You should not be here when their mother's away!
- Homer: And you should be dead, you're so wrinkled and gray!
- Abe: I'll give you the business, you yellow sea cow! This go-getting oldster will... Where am I now?
- Borax: I am the Borax. I speak for the woods. But I've plastered my likeness on consumer goods.
- Homer: Sellout!
- Milhouse: Bart, isn't it dangerous to fly your kite by the airport?
- Bart: Hey, if they get on an airbus, they know they're taking their chances.
- Bart: I'm alive! All patched up! End of story.
- Lisa: Actually, there's a little more.
- Bart: Ay, caramba!
- Homer: Hey, boy, since you don't need a bedroom anymore, I finally get my man cave.
- Ralph: That was gonna be my show-and-tell!
- Therapy teacher: I think we've made some progress here.
- Homer: Great... Oh, and I have this "two heads for one" coupon.
- Therapy teacher: Well, that's for lettuce.
- Homer: How about this one? "One random disorder free with every schizophrenia."
- Therapy teacher: That's mine, but it's expired.
- Homer: D'oh!
- Bart: Now I'll just cut off her annoying head and this body will be all mine. Or we both die. Not really sure what the rules are.
- Lisa: Why, Bart? I thought we were friends.
- Bart: A brother can never be friends with his sister.
- Lisa: Are you really, really sure?
- Bart: I'm afraid I am.
- Lisa: I feel your pain, brother.
- Krusty: Now, I need you to memorize these 10,000 setups by next week.
- Lisa: Help me, Doctor.
- Dr. Nick: So this is what successful post-op looks like.
