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{{Song | {{Song | ||
|name = "We Are the Jockeys" | |name = "We Are the Jockeys" | ||
| − | |image = | + | |image = [[File:We Are the Jockeys.png|250px]] |
|singers = [[Dan Castellaneta]]<br>[[Nancy Cartwright]]<br>[[Harry Shearer]]<br>[[Hank Azaria]]<br>[[Tress MacNeille]] | |singers = [[Dan Castellaneta]]<br>[[Nancy Cartwright]]<br>[[Harry Shearer]]<br>[[Hank Azaria]]<br>[[Tress MacNeille]] | ||
| − | |characters = | + | |characters = [[Male jockey 1]]<br>{{ap|Bill|Saddlesore Galactica}}<br>[[Male jockey 2]]<br>[[Tree jockey]]<br>[[Toadstool jockey]]<br>[[Female jockey]]<br>[[Homer Simpson]] |
| − | |length = | + | |length = '''Episode:''' 1:03<br>'''Album:''' 1:37 |
|writer = '''Music:''' [[Alf Clausen]]<br>'''Lyrics:''' [[Tim Long]] | |writer = '''Music:''' [[Alf Clausen]]<br>'''Lyrics:''' [[Tim Long]] | ||
|album = ''[[The Simpsons: Testify]]'' | |album = ''[[The Simpsons: Testify]]'' | ||
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== Lyrics == | == Lyrics == | ||
=== Episode version === | === Episode version === | ||
| + | :'''Jockeys:''' | ||
| + | :''Freaks... freaks... freaks...'' | ||
:We are the jockeys, | :We are the jockeys, | ||
:Jockeys are we, | :Jockeys are we, | ||
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:In a fiberglass tree. | :In a fiberglass tree. | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''[[Tree jockey]]:''' |
:'Tween Earth and Hell, we reign supreme... | :'Tween Earth and Hell, we reign supreme... | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''[[Toadstool jockey]]:''' |
:On toadstool thrones by a chocolate stream. | :On toadstool thrones by a chocolate stream. | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''[[Male jockey 2]]:''' |
:But all is not well in Jockey Town. | :But all is not well in Jockey Town. | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''[[Female jockey]]:''' |
:Your renegade horse is making us frown. | :Your renegade horse is making us frown. | ||
:'''Homer:''' | :'''Homer:''' | ||
| − | : | + | :Whadaya want me to do? |
| − | :''' | + | :'''[[Male jockey 1]]:''' |
:Your horse must lose. | :Your horse must lose. | ||
:'''Homer:''' | :'''Homer:''' | ||
| − | : | + | :My horse must lose? |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Male jockey 1:''' |
:No win! | :No win! | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''{{ap|Bill|Saddlesore Galactica}}:''' |
:No show! | :No show! | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''Tree jockey: |
:No place! | :No place! | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''Toadstool jockey:''' |
:Just lose the stinkin' race. | :Just lose the stinkin' race. | ||
:'''Homer:''' | :'''Homer:''' | ||
| − | : | + | :And what if I refuse to lose? |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Male jockey 1:''' |
| − | : | + | :We'll eat your brain! |
:'''Homer:''' | :'''Homer:''' | ||
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=== Album version === | === Album version === | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''Homer:''' |
:''What happened?'' | :''What happened?'' | ||
| − | : | + | :''[jockeys giggle]'' |
:''What is this place?'' | :''What is this place?'' | ||
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:''Welcome to the secret land of the jockey.'' | :''Welcome to the secret land of the jockey.'' | ||
| − | : | + | :''[jockeys giggle]'' |
:'''Homer:''' | :'''Homer:''' | ||
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:'''Jockey #1:''' | :'''Jockey #1:''' | ||
| − | :''These are our real voices. | + | :''These are our real voices. [normal voice] We only talk like this on your surface world.'' |
:'''Homer:''' | :'''Homer:''' | ||
| − | :''But you're respected athletes. | + | :''But you're respected athletes. You own car dealerships and marry beauty queens.'' |
:'''Jockey #1:''' | :'''Jockey #1:''' | ||
| − | :''All a lie. | + | :''All a lie. What woman would marry us? We're freaks.'' |
:'''All jockeys:''' | :'''All jockeys:''' | ||
| − | :''Freaks...freaks...freaks...'' | + | :''Freaks... freaks... freaks...'' |
:We are the jockeys, | :We are the jockeys, | ||
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:In a fiberglass tree. | :In a fiberglass tree. | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''Tree jockey:''' |
:'Tween Earth and Hell, we reign supreme... | :'Tween Earth and Hell, we reign supreme... | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''Toadstool jockey:''' |
:On toadstool thrones by a chocolate stream. | :On toadstool thrones by a chocolate stream. | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''Male jockey 2:''' |
:But all is not well in Jockey Town. | :But all is not well in Jockey Town. | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''Female jockey:''' |
:Your renegade horse is making us frown. | :Your renegade horse is making us frown. | ||
:'''Homer:''' | :'''Homer:''' | ||
| − | : | + | :Whadaya want me to do? |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Male jockey 1:''' |
:Your horse must lose. | :Your horse must lose. | ||
:'''Homer:''' | :'''Homer:''' | ||
| − | : | + | :My horse must lose? |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Male jockey 1:''' |
:No win! | :No win! | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''Male jockey 2:''' |
:No show! | :No show! | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''Tree jockey: |
:No place! | :No place! | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''Toadstool jockey:''' |
:Just lose the stinkin' race. | :Just lose the stinkin' race. | ||
:'''Homer:''' | :'''Homer:''' | ||
| − | : | + | :And what if I refuse to lose? |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Male jockey 1:''' |
| − | : | + | :We'll eat your brain! |
:'''Homer:''' | :'''Homer:''' | ||
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:''Did that really happen, or was that just a wonderful dream?'' | :''Did that really happen, or was that just a wonderful dream?'' | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''Male jockey 1:''' |
:''No dream! Lose the race, fat boy.'' | :''No dream! Lose the race, fat boy.'' | ||
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== Appearances == | == Appearances == | ||
*{{ep|Saddlesore Galactica}} | *{{ep|Saddlesore Galactica}} | ||
| + | *{{ep|Lisa the Boy Scout|(archive footage)}} | ||
*{{alb|The Simpsons: Testify}} | *{{alb|The Simpsons: Testify}} | ||
| + | |||
| + | {{The Simpsons Testify}} | ||
[[Category:Songs by Homer]] | [[Category:Songs by Homer]] | ||
Latest revision as of 10:23, October 10, 2022
"We Are the Jockeys"
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Song Information
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"We Are the Jockeys" is a song sung by jockeys and Homer.
Lyrics[edit]
Episode version[edit]
- Jockeys:
- Freaks... freaks... freaks...
- We are the jockeys,
- Jockeys are we,
- We live underground
- In a fiberglass tree.
- Tree jockey:
- 'Tween Earth and Hell, we reign supreme...
- Toadstool jockey:
- On toadstool thrones by a chocolate stream.
- Male jockey 2:
- But all is not well in Jockey Town.
- Female jockey:
- Your renegade horse is making us frown.
- Homer:
- Whadaya want me to do?
- Male jockey 1:
- Your horse must lose.
- Homer:
- My horse must lose?
- Male jockey 1:
- No win!
- Bill:
- No show!
- Tree jockey:
- No place!
- Toadstool jockey:
- Just lose the stinkin' race.
- Homer:
- And what if I refuse to lose?
- Male jockey 1:
- We'll eat your brain!
- Homer:
- My horse must lose!
Album version[edit]
- Homer:
- What happened?
- [jockeys giggle]
- What is this place?
- Jockey #1:
- Welcome to the secret land of the jockey.
- [jockeys giggle]
- Homer:
- Why are you talking like that?
- Jockey #1:
- These are our real voices. [normal voice] We only talk like this on your surface world.
- Homer:
- But you're respected athletes. You own car dealerships and marry beauty queens.
- Jockey #1:
- All a lie. What woman would marry us? We're freaks.
- All jockeys:
- Freaks... freaks... freaks...
- We are the jockeys,
- Jockeys are we,
- We live underground
- In a fiberglass tree.
- Tree jockey:
- 'Tween Earth and Hell, we reign supreme...
- Toadstool jockey:
- On toadstool thrones by a chocolate stream.
- Male jockey 2:
- But all is not well in Jockey Town.
- Female jockey:
- Your renegade horse is making us frown.
- Homer:
- Whadaya want me to do?
- Male jockey 1:
- Your horse must lose.
- Homer:
- My horse must lose?
- Male jockey 1:
- No win!
- Male jockey 2:
- No show!
- Tree jockey:
- No place!
- Toadstool jockey:
- Just lose the stinkin' race.
- Homer:
- And what if I refuse to lose?
- Male jockey 1:
- We'll eat your brain!
- Homer:
- My horse must lose!
- Did that really happen, or was that just a wonderful dream?
- Male jockey 1:
- No dream! Lose the race, fat boy.
Behind the Laughter[edit]
It is the twenty-sixth track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.
Appearances[edit]
Episode – "Saddlesore Galactica" - Episode – "Lisa the Boy Scout" (archive footage)
Album – The Simpsons: Testify
