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{{qf|[[Moe]]}} Look Ned, I know we ain’t hung out much, what with your insane fear of drinking and me being banned from the church and all but eh, that Maude, she was really something.
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Now remember, we have to leave nature just the way we found it. Everything we pack in, we pack out.
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{{qf|[[Ned]]}} Oh, wasn't she. Thank you Moe, I really appreciate that.
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} But what if I have to do my business?
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{{qf|Moe}} I really mean it though, If it was you that died, I would have been on her so fast!
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{{qf|Lisa}} Use this plastic bag.
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{{qf|Ned}} What are you saying!?
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[moans]'' How come bears can crap in the woods and I can't?
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{{qf|Moe}} What, nothing, she was hot, what you can't take a compliment?
 
 
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} From now on, I will say 'I love you' or 'You're special' before you leave the room. Nah, too long. How about just a pat on the butt?
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Oh my God, it's a racetrack!
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{{qf|Lisa}} The Bird Sanctuary—they ruined it!
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{{qf|Homer}} No they didn't. They just surrounded it with something wonderful—like a raisin covered in chocolate, or a monkey in a cowboy suit.
 
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Dad, why are you taping Flanders?
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{{qf|First parrot}} Start your engines.
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Do you even have a job anymore?
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{{qf|Second parrot}} Show us your boobs, show us your boobs.
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{{qf|Homer}} I think it's pretty obvious that I don't.
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[nervously]'' Better do what he says, Marge.
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{{qf|[[Brandine]]}} Dang, Cletus, why'd you have to park by my parents?
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{{qf|[[Cletus]]}} Now honey, they's my parents too.
 
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{{qf|[[Maude]]}} I like to look at the poor people in the infield.
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{{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} Hmm, a Ford urinating on a Chevrolet.
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:''[Maude looks at Brandine and Cletus, who are at the infield.]''
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{{qf|[[Bernice Hibbert]]}} Don't you usually laugh at everything?
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{{qf|[[Brandine]]}} Dang, Cletus, why'd you have to park next to my parents?
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{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} ''[grimly]'' Yes. Yes, I do.
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{{qf|[[Cletus]]}} Now, honey, they's my parents too!
 
 
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:''[A shirtless Homer is begging the racetrack cheerleaders to give him a free T-shirt.]''
 
 
{{qf|Homer}} I need a shirt! Gimme a shirt!
 
{{qf|Homer}} I need a shirt! Gimme a shirt!
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{{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} Mommy has bosoms like that!
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{{qf|[[Ralph]]}} Mommy has bosoms like that!
 
{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} ''[sarcastically]'' Yeah, I wish.
 
{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} ''[sarcastically]'' Yeah, I wish.
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{{qf|[[Maude Flanders]]}} Neddy, I've had about all I can take of Homer Simpson's torso. I'll get some hot dogs.
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{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} No foot-longs!
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{{qf|Maude}} I know. They make you uncomfortable.
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{{qf|Bart}} Why are you taping Flanders, Dad?
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{{qf|Homer}} You'll see...
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{{qf|Bart}} Do you even have a job anymore?
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{{qf|Homer}} I think it's pretty obvious that I don't.
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{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Oh I would date Ned in a second, if I was a woman, or gay. He looks like a cuddler, that Ned. I, I like that. I like to be held. I like to be pampered.
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{{qf|Ned}} Homer, I'm having second thoughts. This feels so disloyal to Maude.
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{{qf|Homer}} Oh, wake up, Ned. You think Maude isn't dating in [[Heaven]]?
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{{qf|Ned}} You think she would?
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{{qf|Homer}} How could she not? The place is full of eligible bachelors -- [[John Wayne]], [[Tupac Shakur]], [[Sherlock Holmes]]...
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{{qf|Ned}} Sherlock Holmes is a character.
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{{qf|Homer}} He sure is!
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{{qf|Homer}} So how'd you do tonight, Romeo?
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{{qf|Ned}} Well, I just can't relate to the women of today, Homer. Ah, it's probably me. I'm about as exciting as a baked potato.
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{{qf|Marge}} You're darn right you are! And you've got lots of other great qualities, too.
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{{qf|Homer}} That's right, Ned. Those floozies we married in Vegas were crazy about you.
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{{qf|Marge}} What floozies? What are you talking...
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{{qf|Homer}} Marge, we're trying to help Ned.
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{{qf|Ned}} Lord, I never question you...but I've been wondering if your decision to take Maude was, well, wrong... Unless this is part of your divine plan... Could you just give me some kinda sign? Anything? And after all that church chocolate I bought. Which, by the way, was gritty and had that white stuff on it. Well, I've had it.
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{{qf|Ned}} Uh, that was a lovely song. It really got to me.
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{{qf|[[Rachel Jordan]]}} Been through some rough times yourself?
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{{qf|Ned}} I-I recently lost my wife.
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{{qf|Rachel}} I'm real sorry to hear that. We just lost our drummer to a Pentecostal ska band. I know it's not the same, but...
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{{qf|Ned}} It's probably me, I'm about as exciting as a baked potato.
  
 
{{Season 11|Q}}
 
{{Season 11|Q}}

Latest revision as of 16:34, December 21, 2023


Season 11 Episode Quotes
← 239 "Saddlesore Galactica"
240
"Alone Again, Natura-Diddily"
"Missionary: Impossible" 241 →


Lisa: Now remember, we have to leave nature just the way we found it. Everything we pack in, we pack out.
Homer: But what if I have to do my business?
Lisa: Use this plastic bag.
Homer: [moans] How come bears can crap in the woods and I can't?
Bart: Oh my God, it's a racetrack!
Lisa: The Bird Sanctuary—they ruined it!
Homer: No they didn't. They just surrounded it with something wonderful—like a raisin covered in chocolate, or a monkey in a cowboy suit.
First parrot: Start your engines.
Second parrot: Show us your boobs, show us your boobs.
Homer: [nervously] Better do what he says, Marge.
Brandine: Dang, Cletus, why'd you have to park by my parents?
Cletus: Now honey, they's my parents too.
Dr. Hibbert: Hmm, a Ford urinating on a Chevrolet.
Bernice Hibbert: Don't you usually laugh at everything?
Dr. Hibbert: [grimly] Yes. Yes, I do.
Homer: I need a shirt! Gimme a shirt!
Ralph: Mommy has bosoms like that!
Chief Wiggum: [sarcastically] Yeah, I wish.
Maude Flanders: Neddy, I've had about all I can take of Homer Simpson's torso. I'll get some hot dogs.
Ned Flanders: No foot-longs!
Maude: I know. They make you uncomfortable.
Bart: Why are you taping Flanders, Dad?
Homer: You'll see...
Bart: Do you even have a job anymore?
Homer: I think it's pretty obvious that I don't.
Chief Wiggum: Oh I would date Ned in a second, if I was a woman, or gay. He looks like a cuddler, that Ned. I, I like that. I like to be held. I like to be pampered.
Ned: Homer, I'm having second thoughts. This feels so disloyal to Maude.
Homer: Oh, wake up, Ned. You think Maude isn't dating in Heaven?
Ned: You think she would?
Homer: How could she not? The place is full of eligible bachelors -- John Wayne, Tupac Shakur, Sherlock Holmes...
Ned: Sherlock Holmes is a character.
Homer: He sure is!
Homer: So how'd you do tonight, Romeo?
Ned: Well, I just can't relate to the women of today, Homer. Ah, it's probably me. I'm about as exciting as a baked potato.
Marge: You're darn right you are! And you've got lots of other great qualities, too.
Homer: That's right, Ned. Those floozies we married in Vegas were crazy about you.
Marge: What floozies? What are you talking...
Homer: Marge, we're trying to help Ned.
Ned: Lord, I never question you...but I've been wondering if your decision to take Maude was, well, wrong... Unless this is part of your divine plan... Could you just give me some kinda sign? Anything? And after all that church chocolate I bought. Which, by the way, was gritty and had that white stuff on it. Well, I've had it.
Ned: Uh, that was a lovely song. It really got to me.
Rachel Jordan: Been through some rough times yourself?
Ned: I-I recently lost my wife.
Rachel: I'm real sorry to hear that. We just lost our drummer to a Pentecostal ska band. I know it's not the same, but...
Ned: It's probably me, I'm about as exciting as a baked potato.
Season 11 Quotes
Beyond Blunderdome • Brother's Little Helper • Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? • Treehouse of Horror X • E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt) • Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder • Eight Misbehavin' • Take My Wife, Sleaze • Grift of the Magi • Little Big Mom • Faith Off • The Mansion Family • Saddlesore Galactica • Alone Again, Natura-Diddily • Missionary: Impossible • Pygmoelian • Bart to the Future • Days of Wine and D'oh'ses • Kill the Alligator and Run • Last Tap Dance in Springfield • It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge • Behind the Laughter
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