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Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo/Quotes

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Season 10 Episode Quotes
225 "They Saved Lisa's Brain"
"Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo"
"Beyond Blunderdome" 227

Lisa: Hey! Look, there's a cyber-café opening here in Springfield. Will you take me, Dad, please? I'll show you how to order pizza over the Internet.
Homer: The Internet? Is that thing still around?
Bart: I know a website that shows monkeys doing it.
Lisa: Bart, the Internet is more than a global pornography network; it's --
[Lisa is cut off by the horn honking in the driveway. Homer and Bart are already in the car.]
Homer: Come on, Lisa—monkeys!

[At the cyber-café, Homer net-surfs on two computers at once.]
Lisa: Wow, Dad, you're surfing like a pro!
Homer: Oh, yeah! I'm betting on Jai-alai in the Cayman Islands, I invested in something called 'News Corp' --
Lisa: Dad! That's FOX!
Homer: [shrieks] Undo! Undo!

Bart: I'm still checking Japanese TV. Hey, isn't it that cartoon that causes seizures? [suddenly starts having a seizure)'
Marge: Bart, what are you doing- [suddenly has a seizure]
Lisa: Hey, what the- [suddenly has a seizure as well]

[The Simpsons eat at a USA-themed restaurant called Americatown. Each table is shaped like a state, and the Simpsons are seated at Massachusetts.]
Homer: I can't believe they stuck us at Taxachusetts! Hey, you know, I once knew a man from Nantucket.
Bart: And?
Homer: Let's just say the stories about him are greatly exaggerated.
[A waiter approaches the Simpsons' table.]
Waiter: Howdy, gangstas! I'm average American Joe Salaryman waiter.
Bart: These prices suck! Ten thousand yen for coleslaw?
Lisa: Don't you serve anything that's even remotely Japanese?
Waiter: Don't ask me; I don't know anything! I'm product of American education system. I also build poor-quality cars and inferior-style electronics.
Homer: [chuckling] Oh, they got our number!

[After Homer and Bart are released from the prison, the family is takes a walk in a park.]
Homer: Satori no himitsu oshieru no? (Should we tell them the secret of inner peace?)
Bart: Dame yo! Are ha gaikokujin daro (No, they are foreign devils!)

[After losing their money, the Simpsons work in a fish-processing plant to try to earn their fare home.]
Marge: [cheerfully] Every truckload of fish we gut brings us thirty-one cents closer to those tickets home.
Bart: And I think I've finally found what I was put on this earth to do. [starts gutting fish] Knife goes in, guts come out. Knife goes in, guts come out.
[Bart pulls a talking fish out of the pile.]
Fish: Spare my life and I'll give you three wish... [knife goes in, guts come out] ... gaah!
Bart: Knife goes in, guts come out.

Bart: [turns on the TV and Homer appears in the screen] Mom, Lise check it out Dad's on TV. [Lisa and Marge watch]
Homer: [unzips his pants and sits on the toilet] Oh yeah! [Marge, Bart, Lisa off screen screaming at what they see]
Season 10 Quotes
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