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E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)/Quotes

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Season 11 Episode Quotes
230 "Treehouse of Horror X"
"E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)"
"Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder" 232

Announcer: Buzz Cola, the taste you'll kill for.
German soldier: Available in ze lobby!
Lisa: Do they really think cheapening the memory of our veterans will sell soda?
Homer: [quickly] I have to go to ze lobby!

Agnes Skinner: I told you not to drink all those Frescas before we got in the car.
Principal Skinner: Mother, please! You're embarrassing me.
Agnes: No, I'm not. [loudly] Seymour needs the toilet! His bladder's full. Full of urine!

Moe Szyslak: Here, here, have a free beer.
Homer: Really? But you've never given anyone a free beer.
Moe: Yeah, I ain't never been slapped with no duelin' glove before, either.

Homer: Dueling at dawn? How did it ever come to this?
Lisa: The National Weather Service says dawn is still scheduled for six-twenty tomorrow, and to please stop calling.

Bart: We can't go back home?
Lisa: Where are we gonna live?
Homer: Ooh! How 'bout that house?
Lisa: That has people living in it. You can see them through the windows.
Homer: Lousy show-offs.

Marge: Holy moly, we can't stay here. It's full of raccoons.
Homer: Just think of 'em as cats with rabies.

Bart: I'll dig an outhouse.
Lisa: I'll weed the floor.
Marge: I'll repress the rage I'm feeling.
Homer: That's my girl.

Chuck Tamzarian: Well, well, look at the city slicker pullin' up in his fancy German car.
Homer: This car was made in Guatemala.
Al Sneed: Well pardon us, Mr. Gucci loafers.
Homer: I bought these shoes from a hobo.
Chuck Tamzarian: Well la-dee-da, Mr. Park-Avenue manicure.
Homer: I'm sorry, I believe in good grooming.

Bart: Dad, if we leave for town right now, we can catch the dinner special at Krusty Burger.
Homer: Sorry, boy. Going back to Springfield would be a coward's way out.
Bart: Wasn't skipping town in the first place a coward's way out?
Homer: Oh, you're right. [sobbing] I'm a coward. I've made such a mess of things.

Homer: This farm's hopeless. Why didn't I listen to those inbred hicks? I guess I'll just go hang myself in the barn.
Marge: Homer, no!
Bart: Let 'im go, Mom.

Marge: Well, I'm not crazy about the plutonium or nicotine, but it is very nice to see Bart eating his vegetables.

Lisa: You're about to launch a terrible evil on the world. You've gotta destroy this plant.
Homer: I know, honey. But what can I do, as an individual? I wouldn't know where to begin.
Lisa: Just burn that plant right now and end this madness.
Homer: I wish I could make a difference, Lisa, but I'm just one man.

Bart: You okay, Dad?
Homer: I think so. The bone stopped the bullet.
Lisa: Dad, this might be one of those things you should go to the hospital for.
Homer: After pie.
Season 11 Quotes
Beyond Blunderdome Brother's Little Helper Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? Treehouse of Horror X E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt) Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder Eight Misbehavin' Take My Wife, Sleaze Grift of the Magi Little Big Mom Faith Off The Mansion Family Saddlesore Galactica Alone Again, Natura-Diddily Missionary: Impossible Pygmoelian Bart to the Future Days of Wine and D'oh'ses Kill the Alligator and Run Last Tap Dance in Springfield It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge Behind the Laughter