Treehouse of Horror XI/Quotes

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	Season 12 Episode Quotes
← 248 "Behind the Laughter"	249 "Treehouse of Horror XI"	"A Tale of Two Springfields" 250 →

Nelson: Your Dad is deeaad, mine's just in jaaiil!

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[Suzanne the witch is about to throw Lisa into the oven when Homer busts through the wall by eating it.]

Homer: Hmm, sugar walls.

Lisa: Father! I knew you'd rescue us.

Homer: Rescue you, stuff myself with candy, it's all good. [takes a bite out of a candy cane support beam]

Suzanne: That was a load bearing candy cane, you clumsy oaf!

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Marge: Husband, without your weekly penitence, how shall we feed our children?

Homer: Don't worry. No child will ever starve in my home.

[At the edge of the Deep Dark Woods.]

Homer: So long, kids! [throws Bart and Lisa into the woods] Enjoy your new home. Say hi to your other brother and sister.

Bart: Other brother and sister?

[They see skeletons who look like them.]

Bart and Lisa: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Lisa: Face it, they're not great parents.

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Treehouse of Horror XI • A Tale of Two Springfields • Insane Clown Poppy • Lisa the Tree Hugger • Homer vs. Dignity • The Computer Wore Menace Shoes • The Great Money Caper • Skinner's Sense of Snow • HOMЯ • Pokey Mom • Worst Episode Ever • Tennis the Menace • Day of the Jackanapes • New Kids on the Blecch • Hungry, Hungry Homer • Bye, Bye, Nerdie • Simpson Safari • Trilogy of Error • I'm Goin' to Praiseland • Children of a Lesser Clod • Simpsons Tall Tales