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Treehouse of Horror XI/Quotes

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Season 12 Episode Quotes
248 "Behind the Laughter"
249
"Treehouse of Horror XI"
"A Tale of Two Springfields" 250


Nelson: Your Dad is deeaad, mine's just in jaaiil!

[Suzanne the witch is about to throw Lisa into the oven when Homer busts through the wall by eating it.]
Homer: Hmm, sugar walls.
Lisa: Father! I knew you'd rescue us.
Homer: Rescue you, stuff myself with candy, it's all good. [takes a bite out of a candy cane support beam]
Suzanne: That was a load bearing candy cane, you clumsy oaf!

Marge: Husband, without your weekly penitence, how shall we feed our children?
Homer: Don't worry. No child will ever starve in my home.
[At the edge of the Deep Dark Woods.]
Homer: So long, kids! [throws Bart and Lisa into the woods] Enjoy your new home. Say hi to your other brother and sister.
Bart: Other brother and sister?
[They see skeletons who look like them.]
Bart and Lisa: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Lisa: Face it, they're not great parents.
Season 12 Quotes
Treehouse of Horror XI A Tale of Two Springfields Insane Clown Poppy Lisa the Tree Hugger Homer vs. Dignity The Computer Wore Menace Shoes The Great Money Caper Skinner's Sense of Snow HOMЯ Pokey Mom Worst Episode Ever Tennis the Menace Day of the Jackanapes New Kids on the Blecch Hungry, Hungry Homer Bye, Bye, Nerdie Simpson Safari Trilogy of Error I'm Goin' to Praiseland Children of a Lesser Clod Simpsons Tall Tales