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Days of Wine and D'oh'ses/Quotes

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Season 11 Episode Quotes
243 "Bart to the Future"
"Days of Wine and D'oh'ses"
"Kill the Alligator and Run" 245

Barney: When I think back to all the time I wasted at Moe's...
Homer: Wasted!? What about our staring contests? And the way we always knew what football coaches should have done? Remember the time we jumped that census guy and stole his clicker?

Cletus: Looky here! Cardy-board tubes!
Brandine: Now we can have indoor plumbing, just like they's got at the women's' lockup.
Cletus: They spoilt you, Brandine. Sometimes I don't even know who you are anymore.

[Homer and Bart look through the trash.]
Homer: This muscle shirt is a pretty good find.
Bart: Dad, that's a sports bra.
Homer: All I know is, I'm finally getting the support I need.

Lisa: Oh, we'll never get a good picture.
Bart: Hey, let's dump spaghetti on Maggie's head.
Lisa: That picture's a cliche.
Bart: Picture?
Season 11 Quotes
Beyond Blunderdome Brother's Little Helper Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? Treehouse of Horror X E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt) Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder Eight Misbehavin' Take My Wife, Sleaze Grift of the Magi Little Big Mom Faith Off The Mansion Family Saddlesore Galactica Alone Again, Natura-Diddily Missionary: Impossible Pygmoelian Bart to the Future Days of Wine and D'oh'ses Kill the Alligator and Run Last Tap Dance in Springfield It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge Behind the Laughter