Treehouse of Horror X/Quotes
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"Treehouse of Horror X"
- Lucy Lawless: Must... remove... breast plate!
- [Nerds all take out their cameras.]
- Homer: I'm caught on something!
- [The camera pans to reveal that Marge is tugging on his jacket.]
- Marge: I don't want you looting.
- Homer: But I was going to loot you a present.
- Marge: [touched] Oh, all right.
- Homer: [giggles and runs off]
- Guy: Name, please!
- Homer: Certainly. I'm... the piano genius from the... movie Shine!
- Guy: Uh huh, and your name is?
- Homer: Uhh, Shiny McShine?
- Homer: Hello?
- Mysterious Voice: I know you're alone!
- Homer: Uh... who is this?
- Mysterious Voice: Is this... Maude Flanders?
- Homer: No it's Homer...
- Moe: Oh! Hey Homer, it's Moe! I must have dialed the wrong number.