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It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge/Quotes

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Season 11 Episode Quotes
246 "Last Tap Dance in Springfield"
247
"It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge"
"Behind the Laughter" 248


Marge: Becky, I'm sorry. I thought you were trying to kill me and steal my family.
Becky: Hey, no prob. I was planning to kill you. I even thought of a place to bury you. Then I didn't have a shovel, so I went to the hardware store, and they had six different kinds, and I was just like, "Later!"

Homer: Don't worry, she'll be back, to finish off Becky. [tone changes] And then we'll have Mommie back.

Bart: The kids are saying if you say "Bloody Margie" five times, she'll appear. But then she gouges your eyes out!
Homer: I hear she mates with men, then eats them!

Homer: What are these things in the mashed potatoes?
Becky: That's the skins. I left them on.
Marge: Nobody's perfect, let me just pick thos...
Homer: No! Oh; Becky... your potatoes are the best I've ever had! Oh, God!

Bart: So, any words for the bride and groom?
Skinner: Not now, Bart! I'm trying to urinate.
Bart: You don't seem to be trying very hard.

Bart: Otto, a red traffic light means what?
Otto: No time for brainteasers. Today's the day I ask my girlfriend to take a ride on the matrimony pony!

Krusty: Now we got a special guest. She just flew in from the coocoo's nest, and boy is she crazy! Crazy Marge Simpson!
[A picture of Marge with an animated mouth appears on the telly.]
Krusty: Heh Heh! Look at that!
Marge: [presumably Sideshow Mel's voice] Hello, Krusty!
Krusty: [laughs] Oh that's funny! So, Marge, who's your favorite Native American Warrior?
Marge: Crazy Horse! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! [crazy noises]
Krusty: Alright! Alright! Stop it! [sighs] This bit started! Let's go to the Mad Marge Dancers!
[A group of people in strait-jackets and Marge Masks dance to the Saber Dance.]
Season 11 Quotes
Beyond Blunderdome Brother's Little Helper Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? Treehouse of Horror X E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt) Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder Eight Misbehavin' Take My Wife, Sleaze Grift of the Magi Little Big Mom Faith Off The Mansion Family Saddlesore Galactica Alone Again, Natura-Diddily Missionary: Impossible Pygmoelian Bart to the Future Days of Wine and D'oh'ses Kill the Alligator and Run Last Tap Dance in Springfield It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge Behind the Laughter