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Bart to the Future/Quotes

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Season 11 Episode Quotes
242 "Pygmoelian"
"Bart to the Future"
"Days of Wine and D'oh'ses" 244

Marge: I'm not sure mosquito season is the best time to visit Larva Lake.

Kent Brockman: According to the latest polls, Americans have emphatically said, "Smell you later," to President Simpson's refund adjustment.

Marge: Shouldn't we wait for Lisa? She IS the President.
Homer: She knows what time dinner is.

Flanders: Hi Bart. How much this time?
Bart: Dude, you got me all wrong.
Flanders: Oh, really? Well, just answer me this. Are you holding your moochin' sack?
Bart: My little one...

President Lisa: Oh, Bart could screw everything up.
Secret Service Agent Kearney: You want him... taken care of?
Lisa: No, just keep him out of my hair.
Kearney: Out of your hair... with extreme severity?
Lisa: No!
Kearney: Come on, every president gets three secret murders. If you don't use them by the end of the term, then pfft, they're gone.

Lisa: My Administration will focus on the three R's. Reading, writing, and refilling the ocean.

[Bart and Ralph are locked out and evicted.]
Bart: Ohh, I had half a beer in there! And "Bewitched" is on!
Season 11 Quotes
Beyond Blunderdome Brother's Little Helper Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? Treehouse of Horror X E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt) Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder Eight Misbehavin' Take My Wife, Sleaze Grift of the Magi Little Big Mom Faith Off The Mansion Family Saddlesore Galactica Alone Again, Natura-Diddily Missionary: Impossible Pygmoelian Bart to the Future Days of Wine and D'oh'ses Kill the Alligator and Run Last Tap Dance in Springfield It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge Behind the Laughter