Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?/Quotes
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"Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?"
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- Bart: There's that awful script from The Cable Guy.
- Homer: Let me see that. Stupid script! Nearly wrecked Jim Carrey's career! [starts ripping up the script and then sees everyone looking at him] What?
- Editor: You know, Homer, we need someone like you. Someone who doesn't immediately "poo-poo" everything he eats.
- Homer: Nah, usually takes me a few hours.
- Homer: So come to The Legless Frog if you want to get sick and die and leave a big garlicky corpse. PS, parking was ample.
- Lisa: Dad, you're being cruel for no reason! What will people think?
- Homer: People will think what I tell them to think when you tell me what to tell them to think!
- Lisa: Not anymore! I don't want to be partners with a man who thinks like that!
- Homer: This pea soup is as weak as the acting and nowhere near as hammy.
- Lisa: Dad, that's so mean!
- Homer: Always.
- Santa's Little Helper: Chewy!
