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Missionary: Impossible/Quotes

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Season 11 Episode Quotes
240 "Alone Again, Natura-Diddily"
"Missionary: Impossible"
"Pygmoelian" 242

Betty White: If you watch even one second of PBS and don't contribute, you are a thief! A common thief.
Host: Okay, take it easy, Betty.
Betty White: Sorry, but these thieves make me so damn mad! You know who you are. Thieves!

Host: With your donation, you'll receive this classic PBS tote bag.
Betty White: Or this umbrella, featuring a picture of our classic tote bag.

Betty White: Folks, we just reached our goal of ten thousand, seven hundred dollars. And it's all thanks to one generous caller who didn't leave his name. But, thanks to Insta-trace, we've learned it's Homer Simpson, of 742 Evergreen Terrace.
Homer: [screams] Oh, why did I register with Insta-trace?

Lisa: Mom, Dad's on PBS!
Marge: They don't show police chases, do they?

Homer: The banks are closed by now.
Betty White: It's 12:15.
Homer: Maybe your movie star banks are open crazy hours, but we in Springfield are simple folk. We like our cars fast, and our banks closed.

Homer: Sanctuary! Sanctuary!
Reverend Lovejoy: Oh, why did I teach him that word?

Qtoktok: Are you enjoying your ox testicle?
Homer: Oh, yes. Very much so.
Qtoktok: Really? You sure you wouldn't rather have a coconut? They're delicious.
Homer: No, I'm good.

Homer: My name's Homer. What's yours?
Lisa, Jr.: I am Oovilu-eeoo-kitana-wanjay.
Homer: I'm gonna call you Lisa Junior.

Qtoktok: Craig and Amy were digging a well.
Ak: Craig and Amy were also building a chapel.
Homer: Craig and Amy, Craig and Amy. Why don't you just marry Craig and Amy?
Qtoktok: [to Ak] I told you we should have asked them.

Marge: Homer, are you all right?
Homer: I guess so, but that first month was pretty rough.
Marge: You've only been gone two days.

Ak: [drunk] How can ace be one and eleven? Huh? What kind of God would allow that?
Homer: Oh, what happened?! I gave you a glittering Vegas, and you turned it into a skanky Atlantic City!
Qtoktok: Your alcohol and inexpensive buffets have corrupted us. I don't even like macaroni salad, but look at me!

Ak: Why are you building chapel?
Homer: Because you're all terrible sinners.
Ak: Since when?
Homer: Since I got here.
Season 11 Quotes
Beyond Blunderdome Brother's Little Helper Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? Treehouse of Horror X E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt) Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder Eight Misbehavin' Take My Wife, Sleaze Grift of the Magi Little Big Mom Faith Off The Mansion Family Saddlesore Galactica Alone Again, Natura-Diddily Missionary: Impossible Pygmoelian Bart to the Future Days of Wine and D'oh'ses Kill the Alligator and Run Last Tap Dance in Springfield It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge Behind the Laughter