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Season 11 Episode Quotes
245 "Kill the Alligator and Run"
246
"Last Tap Dance in Springfield"
"It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge" 247


Vicky Valentine: You've just got to turn that frown upside-down!
[Lisa smiles.]
Vicky: That's a smile, not an upside-down frown! Work on that, too!

Milhouse: The mall?
Bart: Yeah, it's just like my dad always says:
Homer: [in a thought balloon] For an evening or a week, there's no place like the mall. Food, fun and fashion, the mall has it all!
[Bart runs to the mall, leaving Milhouse behind.]
Milhouse: What? What did he say?!

Kearney: [imitating Marge while driving Homer's car as he can't see] Now, Homie, when we get to the liquor store, buy me some Jack Daniels and a carton of smokes.
Homer: Yes, dear.
[Dolph and Jimbo snicker and exchange a high-five.]

Professor Frink: Jesus, Mary, and Glavin!

Professor Frink: These shoes are in the off position!
Lisa: You mean I danced all by myself?
Marge: See, honey? All you needed was to believe--
Homer: What are you talking about, Professor Frink? They're clearly in the on position. See? "On".
Professor Frink: I was merely trying to spare the girl's feelings, you insensitive clod.
Homer: Oh... oh! Well, now that I look even closer--
Lisa: Forget it, Dad.

Optometrist: Okay, let's get started.
[turning off the lights, she hears Homer snoring.]
Optometrist: Hey, wake up!
Homer: What do you...? Oh, sorry.
Optometrist: Now, read the first line.
Homer: "I ate pee pee."
[writing "I 8 PP", Bart laughs.]
Homer: [strangling him] Why you little!
Optometrist: [switching lenses] Better or worse?
Homer: Worse!
Optometrist: [switching them again] Better or worse?
Homer: *Much* better!
Season 11 Quotes
Beyond Blunderdome Brother's Little Helper Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? Treehouse of Horror X E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt) Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder Eight Misbehavin' Take My Wife, Sleaze Grift of the Magi Little Big Mom Faith Off The Mansion Family Saddlesore Galactica Alone Again, Natura-Diddily Missionary: Impossible Pygmoelian Bart to the Future Days of Wine and D'oh'ses Kill the Alligator and Run Last Tap Dance in Springfield It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge Behind the Laughter