Faith Off/Quotes
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- [Bart sings on the stage.]
- Bart: Satan, eat my shorts!
- I was a sinner, a real bad kid.
- What thou shalt not, Ishalt did.
- Neighbors cat I tried to neuter,
- Took a whiz on the school's computer.
- Sherri and Terri: He took a whiz, oh yes he did.
- Bart: But now I changed, you can't deny.
- Come on up and testify.
- Sherri and Terri: Testify, testify, come on up and testify!
- Abe: My hip's misbehavin'.
- [Bart kicks his cane away.]
- Sherri and Terri: Testify!
- Patty: Got a nicotine cravin'.
- [Bart slaps the cigarette out of her mouth.]
- Sherri and Terri: Testify!
- Professor Frink: There's a cramp in my glavin'.
- [Bart kicks Professor Frink in the back side.]
- Bart: Testify!
- Crowd: Testify! Testify!
- Milhouse: My glasses make me look like a geek!
- [Bart tosses Milhouse's glasses away.]
- Bart: Now you'll get the girls you seek!
- Sherri and Terri: We'll see you at make out creek!
- Crowd: Bart's the boy of the hour.
- He's got the power.
- So raise your voice and don't be shy,
- Tes-ti. . . Tes-ti. . .
- Bart and Crowd: Tes-ti-fy!
- Crowd: Testify, testify, come on up and testify!
