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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Ooh, there's new marshmallows in the [[Belfast Charms]]! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} No! No, that's Bart's cereal. It's the only way I can get him to take his "vitamins." | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} That's not right. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Yes, it is. They're my lines as the Scarecrow in ''The Wizard of Oz.'' | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Selma Bouvier]]}} Well, he's not in the [[Boise]] morgue. Maybe he was mistaken for a dead elephant and flown back to [[Kenya]]. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} You're talking about my husband. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Selma}} To spare your feelings, we'll just call him the Blob. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Patty Bouvier]]}} Two to one says the Blob is stuck in the water-intake pipe at the reservoir. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Sorry I'm late, everyone. I had some trouble getting the voice mails off the 9-1-1 line. Why does everyone have to talk so fast and panicky? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Man on the phone}} ''[slowly and clearly]'' A man with a gun is in my house. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Gibberish. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Homie, what happened to you?! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} I overslept, lost my cell phone, missed my flight. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Why didn't you call us? | |
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Well, all the pay phone at the [[Springfield International Airport|airport]] were replaced by self-serve yogurt. I ate all the cookie dough toppings a man could want. | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} So many cookies will never be born. | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Dear Christian god... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Hey! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Sorry, dear god... You know which one I mean. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} I been having snuggle dreams. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Marge, I changed in Boise. I'm not sure a man who eats right and doesn't drink. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Annie Crawford]]}} Agent Crawford, [[FBI]]. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} You guys know I don't talk to field agents. Get your boss on the phone. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Annie}} Don't talk. | |
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Okay. | ||
| + | {{qf|Annie}} I want you to know I'm the best there is at finding out what you're up to. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Ooh. | ||
| + | {{qf|Annie}} I can torture you. I can give you incredible sex. Or you can just tell me what I want to know. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} What was the first one again? | ||
| + | {{qf|Annie}} I see. You're stupid. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Hey. I'm the one in bed with two beautiful women. | ||
| + | {{qf|Annie}} ''[gasps]'' You think I'm beautiful? Oh! | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} In a breaking-and-entering kind of way. | ||
| + | {{qf|Annie}} Well, give me something or I'm not leaving. | ||
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| + | {{qf|[[Apu]]}} Chief Wiggum, how come every time there's a terrorist chatter in this town, you come to me? | ||
| + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Lay off, Apu. When I look at people, I don't see colors. I just see crackpot religions. | ||
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| + | {{qf|Lisa}} Dad?! | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Huh? How'd you get in here? | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} Girl Scout Cookies get you in anywhere. | ||
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| + | {{qf|Lisa}} We did it, Dad. We did it. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} We sure did. | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} You weren't shot. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} No, I was just up late watching a movie. Something with William Holden and... ''[snoring]'' | ||
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- Lisa: Ooh, there's new marshmallows in the Belfast Charms!
- Marge: No! No, that's Bart's cereal. It's the only way I can get him to take his "vitamins."
- Bart: The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.
- Lisa: That's not right.
- Bart: Yes, it is. They're my lines as the Scarecrow in The Wizard of Oz.
- Selma Bouvier: Well, he's not in the Boise morgue. Maybe he was mistaken for a dead elephant and flown back to Kenya.
- Marge: You're talking about my husband.
- Selma: To spare your feelings, we'll just call him the Blob.
- Patty Bouvier: Two to one says the Blob is stuck in the water-intake pipe at the reservoir.
- Chief Wiggum: Sorry I'm late, everyone. I had some trouble getting the voice mails off the 9-1-1 line. Why does everyone have to talk so fast and panicky?
- Man on the phone: [slowly and clearly] A man with a gun is in my house.
- Chief Wiggum: Gibberish.
- Marge: Homie, what happened to you?!
- Homer: I overslept, lost my cell phone, missed my flight.
- Marge: Why didn't you call us?
- Homer: Well, all the pay phone at the airport were replaced by self-serve yogurt. I ate all the cookie dough toppings a man could want.
- Bart: So many cookies will never be born.
- Marge: Dear Christian god...
- Lisa: Hey!
- Marge: Sorry, dear god... You know which one I mean.
- Marge: I been having snuggle dreams.
- Homer: Marge, I changed in Boise. I'm not sure a man who eats right and doesn't drink.
- Bart: I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?
- Annie Crawford: Agent Crawford, FBI.
- Bart: You guys know I don't talk to field agents. Get your boss on the phone.
- Annie: Don't talk.
- Homer: Okay.
- Annie: I want you to know I'm the best there is at finding out what you're up to.
- Homer: Ooh.
- Annie: I can torture you. I can give you incredible sex. Or you can just tell me what I want to know.
- Homer: What was the first one again?
- Annie: I see. You're stupid.
- Homer: Hey. I'm the one in bed with two beautiful women.
- Annie: [gasps] You think I'm beautiful? Oh!
- Homer: In a breaking-and-entering kind of way.
- Annie: Well, give me something or I'm not leaving.
- Apu: Chief Wiggum, how come every time there's a terrorist chatter in this town, you come to me?
- Chief Wiggum: Lay off, Apu. When I look at people, I don't see colors. I just see crackpot religions.
- Lisa: Dad?!
- Homer: Huh? How'd you get in here?
- Lisa: Girl Scout Cookies get you in anywhere.
- Lisa: We did it, Dad. We did it.
- Homer: We sure did.
- Lisa: You weren't shot.
- Homer: No, I was just up late watching a movie. Something with William Holden and... [snoring]
