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| − | {{ | + | {{qf|[[Apu Nahasapeemapetilon]]}} Hello, [[Springfield]]! Come to my "Back-To-School Parking Lot Blow-Out." |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} School's starting, Bart. Aren't you excited? This year you learn about local history! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Apu}} We've got first-rate school supplies at third-world prices. At the [[Kwik-E-Mart]] where we believe in America! Please don't beat me up anymore. | |
| − | + | ---- | |
| − | + | {{qf|Announcer}} We start with authentic letter-graded meat, and process the hell out of it, till it's good enough for Krusty. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} Try my new Krusty [[Ribwich]]. Mm. I don't mind the taste! | |
| − | + | ---- | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Groundskeeper Willie]]}} This year, he gets it in the back. | |
| + | {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Willie, did you get the letter about your pay cut? | ||
| + | {{qf|Willie}} Aye. There'll be many a cut this year. | ||
| + | {{qf|Skinner}} Indeed there will. Budgetwise, of course. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Nelson, how was your summer? | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} Sucked. | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} What'd you do? | ||
| + | {{qf|Nelson}} Space camp. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Martin Prince]]}} At ease, Cadet Nelson. Good to be back on terra firma, eh? | ||
| + | {{qf|Nelson}} How 'bout I launch my foot into your butt? | ||
| + | {{qf|Martin}} I held your hair when you barfed in the simulator. | ||
| + | {{qf|Nelson}} Shut up! Commander. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Skinner}} Welcome back, children. We've all had fascinating summers. I was the Maitre D' at the [[Springfield Country Club]]. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} My dad says you were a busboy! | ||
| + | {{qf|Skinner}} You mean your dad the raging alcoholic? | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Skinner}} Um, we'd better get down to business. As this is a non-leap year, we're already a day behind. | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} C'mon man, everyone knows the first day of school is a total wank. | ||
| + | {{qf|Skinner}} Well, if by "wank" you mean educational fun, then stand back, it's wanking time. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Skinner}} Bart, your word is "imply." | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} I-M-P... | ||
| + | {{qf|Nelson}} Bart said "I am pee"! He's made of pee! | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} Well, I got my laugh. I'm outta here. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} I made Bart in my pants. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Skinner}} Well, we're down to our last two students. Milhouse, your word is "choke." | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Oh I know this one. It's so easy! F... Oh, man. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Skinner}} And here's your prize for today: a scale model of the planet [[Mars]]. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} This is just a kickball with "Mars" written on it. | ||
| + | {{qf|Skinner}} Behold, the red planet. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Rib-It]]}} Hey, hey the Ribwich is back! | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[gasps]'' The Ribwich! The commercials have come to pass! | ||
| + | {{qf|Rib-It}} Try the new Ribwich. It's so good you'll croak! | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} You seem like an impartial observer. But I've been fooled by so many people in costumes. | ||
| + | {{qf|Rib-It}} Try the sauce—I'm soaked in it! | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Ooh! I could lick you all day long. | ||
| + | {{qf|Rib-It}} And yet my children think I'm a failure. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Three Ribwiches please. And instead of a shake I'd like a blended Ribwich. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]}} I'm sorry, sir, the Ribwich was for a limited time only. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Not again! First you took away my Philly Fudge Steak, and then my Bacon Balls, then my Whatcha-ma-chicken. You monster! | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Cletus Spuckler]]}} Hey lookie, it's that young'un what sorts them squiggles into words. Can you spell scabies? | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} S-C-A-B-I-E-S. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Brandine Spuckler]]}} ''[to the baby]'' [[Rubella Scabies Spuckler|Rubella]], we got you a middle name. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|{{Ch|George Plimpton}}}} Welcome to the games of the 34th Spellympiad. I'm George Plimpton, founder of the ''Paris Review''. I also played the evil dean in ''Boner Academy''. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} You monster! Why did you expel Boogerman? | ||
| + | {{qf|George Plimpton}} He replaced my tennis racket with a rubber phallus. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[laughs]'' That was awesome. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} You don't understand. It's not just a sandwich. It's about brotherhood. It's about freedom. It's about three days since I've had one! I'm getting the shakes... and I'm getting the fries! | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} ''[dreaming]'' Throw the bee and go to college. Throw the bee and go to college... | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Barnard]]}} We are the Seven Sisters, and you could attend any one of us. Like Barnard -- [[Columbia]]'s girl next door. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Radcliffe]]}} Come to Radcliffe and meet Harvard men! | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Wellesley]]}} Or come to Wellesley and marry them. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Mount Holyoke]]}} ''[drunk]'' No, party with me. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Vassar]]}} Or non-conform with me! | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Smith]]}} Play lacrosse with me. | ||
| + | {{qf|{{Ch|Bryn Mawr}}}} Or explore with me. | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} No, I don't want to pay for college by throwing a spelling bee. | ||
| + | {{qf|Seven Sisters}} Give in, Lisa! Get a free ride! | ||
| + | {{qf|George Plimpton}} And a hotplate! | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} Look, about the Ribwich. There aren't gonna be anymore—the animal we made 'em from is now extinct. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} The pig? | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Otto Mann]]}} The cow? | ||
| + | {{qf|Krusty}} You're way off. Think smaller, think more legs. | ||
| + | {{qf|Crowd}} Eww! | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} You mean you're all still proud of me? | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Mayor Quimby]]}} Lisa, with second place, you're the biggest winner this town has ever had. Before you, it was the woman who dated [[Charles Grodin]]. | ||
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- Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Hello, Springfield! Come to my "Back-To-School Parking Lot Blow-Out."
- Marge: School's starting, Bart. Aren't you excited? This year you learn about local history!
- Apu: We've got first-rate school supplies at third-world prices. At the Kwik-E-Mart where we believe in America! Please don't beat me up anymore.
- Announcer: We start with authentic letter-graded meat, and process the hell out of it, till it's good enough for Krusty.
- Krusty the Clown: Try my new Krusty Ribwich. Mm. I don't mind the taste!
- Groundskeeper Willie: This year, he gets it in the back.
- Principal Skinner: Willie, did you get the letter about your pay cut?
- Willie: Aye. There'll be many a cut this year.
- Skinner: Indeed there will. Budgetwise, of course.
- Bart: Nelson, how was your summer?
- Nelson Muntz: Sucked.
- Bart: What'd you do?
- Nelson: Space camp.
- Martin Prince: At ease, Cadet Nelson. Good to be back on terra firma, eh?
- Nelson: How 'bout I launch my foot into your butt?
- Martin: I held your hair when you barfed in the simulator.
- Nelson: Shut up! Commander.
- Skinner: Welcome back, children. We've all had fascinating summers. I was the Maitre D' at the Springfield Country Club.
- Jimbo Jones: My dad says you were a busboy!
- Skinner: You mean your dad the raging alcoholic?
- Skinner: Um, we'd better get down to business. As this is a non-leap year, we're already a day behind.
- Bart: C'mon man, everyone knows the first day of school is a total wank.
- Skinner: Well, if by "wank" you mean educational fun, then stand back, it's wanking time.
- Skinner: Bart, your word is "imply."
- Bart: I-M-P...
- Nelson: Bart said "I am pee"! He's made of pee!
- Bart: Well, I got my laugh. I'm outta here.
- Ralph Wiggum: I made Bart in my pants.
- Skinner: Well, we're down to our last two students. Milhouse, your word is "choke."
- Milhouse Van Houten: Oh I know this one. It's so easy! F... Oh, man.
- Skinner: And here's your prize for today: a scale model of the planet Mars.
- Lisa: This is just a kickball with "Mars" written on it.
- Skinner: Behold, the red planet.
- Rib-It: Hey, hey the Ribwich is back!
- Homer: [gasps] The Ribwich! The commercials have come to pass!
- Rib-It: Try the new Ribwich. It's so good you'll croak!
- Homer: You seem like an impartial observer. But I've been fooled by so many people in costumes.
- Rib-It: Try the sauce—I'm soaked in it!
- Homer: Ooh! I could lick you all day long.
- Rib-It: And yet my children think I'm a failure.
- Homer: Three Ribwiches please. And instead of a shake I'd like a blended Ribwich.
- Squeaky-voiced teen: I'm sorry, sir, the Ribwich was for a limited time only.
- Homer: Not again! First you took away my Philly Fudge Steak, and then my Bacon Balls, then my Whatcha-ma-chicken. You monster!
- Cletus Spuckler: Hey lookie, it's that young'un what sorts them squiggles into words. Can you spell scabies?
- Lisa: S-C-A-B-I-E-S.
- Brandine Spuckler: [to the baby] Rubella, we got you a middle name.
- George Plimpton: Welcome to the games of the 34th Spellympiad. I'm George Plimpton, founder of the Paris Review. I also played the evil dean in Boner Academy.
- Homer: You monster! Why did you expel Boogerman?
- George Plimpton: He replaced my tennis racket with a rubber phallus.
- Homer: [laughs] That was awesome.
- Homer: You don't understand. It's not just a sandwich. It's about brotherhood. It's about freedom. It's about three days since I've had one! I'm getting the shakes... and I'm getting the fries!
- Lisa: [dreaming] Throw the bee and go to college. Throw the bee and go to college...
- Barnard: We are the Seven Sisters, and you could attend any one of us. Like Barnard -- Columbia's girl next door.
- Radcliffe: Come to Radcliffe and meet Harvard men!
- Wellesley: Or come to Wellesley and marry them.
- Mount Holyoke: [drunk] No, party with me.
- Vassar: Or non-conform with me!
- Smith: Play lacrosse with me.
- Bryn Mawr: Or explore with me.
- Lisa: No, I don't want to pay for college by throwing a spelling bee.
- Seven Sisters: Give in, Lisa! Get a free ride!
- George Plimpton: And a hotplate!
- Krusty the Clown: Look, about the Ribwich. There aren't gonna be anymore—the animal we made 'em from is now extinct.
- Homer: The pig?
- Otto Mann: The cow?
- Krusty: You're way off. Think smaller, think more legs.
- Crowd: Eww!
- Lisa: You mean you're all still proud of me?
- Mayor Quimby: Lisa, with second place, you're the biggest winner this town has ever had. Before you, it was the woman who dated Charles Grodin.
