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| − | + | {{Song | |
| + | |name = "Who Wants a Haircut?" | ||
| + | |image = [[File:Who Wants a Haircut.png|250px]] | ||
| + | |singers = [[Baha Men]] | ||
| + | |characters = | ||
| + | |length = '''Album:''' 1:08 | ||
| + | |writer = '''Original:''' {{W|Anslem Douglas}}<br>'''Parody lyrics:''' [[Don Payne]] | ||
| + | |album = ''[[The Simpsons: Testify]]'' | ||
| + | |appearance = "[[Thank God It's Doomsday]]" | ||
| + | }} | ||
| − | ==Lyrics== | + | '''"Who Wants a Haircut?"''' is a song performed by the [[Baha Men]]. |
| − | :'''[[Lisa]]''' | + | |
| + | == Lyrics == | ||
| + | === Episode version === | ||
| + | :Who wants a haircut? | ||
| + | :Hoo! Hoo! Hoo Hoo! Hoo! | ||
| + | :Who wants a haircut? | ||
| + | :Hoo! Hoo! Hoo Hoo! Hoo! | ||
| + | :Who wants a haircut? | ||
| + | :Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! | ||
| + | |||
| + | === Album version === | ||
| + | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' | ||
:''Mom, Bart and I have been talking.'' | :''Mom, Bart and I have been talking.'' | ||
| − | :'''[[Marge]]''' | + | :'''[[Marge]]:''' |
:''You have? That's so nice.'' | :''You have? That's so nice.'' | ||
| − | :'''[[Bart]]''' | + | :'''[[Bart]]:''' |
:''What Lisa's trying to say is there's a new kid's barbershop in the mall and we'd like to start going there.'' | :''What Lisa's trying to say is there's a new kid's barbershop in the mall and we'd like to start going there.'' | ||
| − | :'''Marge''' | + | :'''Marge:''' |
:''A kids' barbershop? But they don't have my templates.'' | :''A kids' barbershop? But they don't have my templates.'' | ||
| − | :'''Lisa''' | + | :'''Lisa:''' |
| − | :''Yeah, the templates had a great run, but we'd like our hair to look like...um...people hair.'' | + | :''Yeah, the templates had a great run, but we'd like our hair to look like... um... people hair.'' |
| − | :'''Marge''' | + | :'''Marge:''' |
:''Oh, I see. Well, good luck getting to your precious mall barber, 'cause I'm not driving you.'' | :''Oh, I see. Well, good luck getting to your precious mall barber, 'cause I'm not driving you.'' | ||
| − | :'''[[Homer]]''' | + | :'''[[Homer]]:''' |
| − | :''Kids, wanna go to the mall? | + | :''Kids, wanna go to the mall? They're baking fresh Cinnabons, which means they're throwing out the old ones!'' |
| − | :'''Bart and Lisa''' | + | :'''Bart and Lisa:''' |
:''YAAAAY!'' | :''YAAAAY!'' | ||
| − | :'''Marge''' | + | :'''Marge:''' |
:''Oh, I guess I'll just cut my own hair.'' | :''Oh, I guess I'll just cut my own hair.'' | ||
| − | :'''Baha Men''' | + | :'''Baha Men:''' |
:Who wants a haircut? | :Who wants a haircut? | ||
:Hoo! Hoo! Hoo Hoo! Hoo! | :Hoo! Hoo! Hoo Hoo! Hoo! | ||
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:Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! | :Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! | ||
| − | :'''Barber''' | + | :'''Barber:''' |
:''Which side do you want your part on?'' | :''Which side do you want your part on?'' | ||
| − | :'''Bart''' | + | :'''Bart:''' |
:''Left! Right! Stab stab stab!'' | :''Left! Right! Stab stab stab!'' | ||
| − | :'''Barber''' | + | :'''Barber:''' |
:''You're the boss.'' | :''You're the boss.'' | ||
| − | :'''Bart''' | + | :'''Bart:''' |
:''What the hell? WOAH!'' | :''What the hell? WOAH!'' | ||
| − | :'''Lisa''' | + | :'''Lisa:''' |
| − | :'' | + | :''[laughs] Oh, Bart, you look worse that [[Patty Bouvier|Aunt Patty]] in the morning! And there ain't ''nothing'' looks worse than Aunt Patty in the morning!'' |
| + | |||
| + | :''[Bart makes an angry noise]'' | ||
| + | |||
| + | == Behind the Laughter == | ||
| + | The song is a parody of "{{W|Who Let the Dogs Out?}}" by the [[Baha Men]]. It is the twenty-ninth track on the album ''[[The Simpsons: Testify]]''. | ||
| + | |||
| + | == Appearances == | ||
| + | *{{ep|Thank God It's Doomsday}} | ||
| + | *{{alb|The Simpsons: Testify}} | ||
| − | + | {{The Simpsons Testify}} | |
| − | |||
[[Category:Parody songs]] | [[Category:Parody songs]] | ||
| − | [[Category:Songs by | + | [[Category:Songs by Baha Men]] |
| + | [[Category:Songs by original artists]] | ||
Latest revision as of 11:53, October 30, 2024
"Who Wants a Haircut?"
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Song Information
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"Who Wants a Haircut?" is a song performed by the Baha Men.
Lyrics[edit]
Episode version[edit]
- Who wants a haircut?
- Hoo! Hoo! Hoo Hoo! Hoo!
- Who wants a haircut?
- Hoo! Hoo! Hoo Hoo! Hoo!
- Who wants a haircut?
- Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
Album version[edit]
- Lisa:
- Mom, Bart and I have been talking.
- Marge:
- You have? That's so nice.
- Bart:
- What Lisa's trying to say is there's a new kid's barbershop in the mall and we'd like to start going there.
- Marge:
- A kids' barbershop? But they don't have my templates.
- Lisa:
- Yeah, the templates had a great run, but we'd like our hair to look like... um... people hair.
- Marge:
- Oh, I see. Well, good luck getting to your precious mall barber, 'cause I'm not driving you.
- Homer:
- Kids, wanna go to the mall? They're baking fresh Cinnabons, which means they're throwing out the old ones!
- Bart and Lisa:
- YAAAAY!
- Marge:
- Oh, I guess I'll just cut my own hair.
- Baha Men:
- Who wants a haircut?
- Hoo! Hoo! Hoo Hoo! Hoo!
- Who wants a haircut?
- Hoo! Hoo! Hoo Hoo! Hoo!
- Who wants a haircut?
- Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
- Barber:
- Which side do you want your part on?
- Bart:
- Left! Right! Stab stab stab!
- Barber:
- You're the boss.
- Bart:
- What the hell? WOAH!
- Lisa:
- [laughs] Oh, Bart, you look worse that Aunt Patty in the morning! And there ain't nothing looks worse than Aunt Patty in the morning!
- [Bart makes an angry noise]
Behind the Laughter[edit]
The song is a parody of "Who Let the Dogs Out?" by the Baha Men. It is the twenty-ninth track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.
Appearances[edit]
