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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[Angrily at the Rich Texan.]'' Reeevenge!!! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Rich Texan]]}} Outta my way, you seatbelt wearing cowards. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[While crawling through a tunnel.]'' I wonder how long this tunnel... isssssssssssss! ''[Falls in water and into a cage that locks up.]'' D'oh. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Revenge never solves anything! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[Sarcastically]'' Then what's America doing in [[Iraq]]? | |
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| + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Ay, Carumba! ''[Outside the story.]'' That's the only line I get in your stupid story? | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} There's no such thing as small parts, just small actors. ''[Laughs]'' | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lou]]}} No sign of the Serpent. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} It's always work with you. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Now we have three ways to talk about revenge, although the first two were sort of the same, and even the third would have worked better as a Halloween Story. | |
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| − | '' | + | {{qf|[[Lenny]]}} ''[To Homer.]'' Now get some sleep, you have a 9:00 AM rat helmet. |
| + | {{qf|Homer}} 9:00 AM? | ||
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| − | ''' | + | {{qf|[[Nelson]]}} ''[To Milhouse.]'' Ha ha, you forgot me because I had the mumps! |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} Having a weapon at school has really made things awesome. | |
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| − | ''' | + | {{qf|[[Dolph]]}} ''[To Martin.]'' You are so dead that you're alive. |
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| − | + | {{qf|Judge}} I sentence you to life. | |
| + | {{qf|Homer}} You moron, I'm already alive. | ||
| + | {{qf|Judge}} In prison! | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Moe]]}} I hate this Homer jerk with his beautiful wife and loving family, when all I got is this doorway. | |
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| − | ''' | + | {{qf|[[Snake]]}} Hand over your wallet. |
| + | {{qf|Homer}} You don't frighten me! ''[Snake shoots Homer.]'' Or my wife! ''[Snake shoots Marge.]'' Or my... | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}} Shut up! | ||
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| − | ''' | + | {{qf|Bart}} ''[Crashes through the window.]'' Party's over, Serpent. |
| − | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} No kidding, you're standing in the dip | |
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| − | ''' | + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[After Lisa's story.]'' Wow! That had what I really like in a story: an ending! |
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- Homer: [Angrily at the Rich Texan.] Reeevenge!!!
- Rich Texan: Outta my way, you seatbelt wearing cowards.
- Homer: [While crawling through a tunnel.] I wonder how long this tunnel... isssssssssssss! [Falls in water and into a cage that locks up.] D'oh.
- Bart: Ay, Carumba! [Outside the story.] That's the only line I get in your stupid story?
- Lisa: There's no such thing as small parts, just small actors. [Laughs]
- Lou: No sign of the Serpent.
- Chief Wiggum: It's always work with you.
- Bart: Now we have three ways to talk about revenge, although the first two were sort of the same, and even the third would have worked better as a Halloween Story.
- Lenny: [To Homer.] Now get some sleep, you have a 9:00 AM rat helmet.
- Homer: 9:00 AM?
- Nelson: [To Milhouse.] Ha ha, you forgot me because I had the mumps!
- Milhouse: Having a weapon at school has really made things awesome.
- Dolph: [To Martin.] You are so dead that you're alive.
- Judge: I sentence you to life.
- Homer: You moron, I'm already alive.
- Judge: In prison!
- Moe: I hate this Homer jerk with his beautiful wife and loving family, when all I got is this doorway.
- Snake: Hand over your wallet.
- Homer: You don't frighten me! [Snake shoots Homer.] Or my wife! [Snake shoots Marge.] Or my...
- Marge: Shut up!
- Bart: [Crashes through the window.] Party's over, Serpent.
- Chief Wiggum: No kidding, you're standing in the dip
- Homer: [After Lisa's story.] Wow! That had what I really like in a story: an ending!
