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|singers = [[Dan Castellaneta]]<br>[[Nancy Cartwright]]<br>[[Harry Shearer]]<br>[[Hank Azaria]]<br>[[Tress MacNeille]] | |singers = [[Dan Castellaneta]]<br>[[Nancy Cartwright]]<br>[[Harry Shearer]]<br>[[Hank Azaria]]<br>[[Tress MacNeille]] | ||
|characters = Jockeys<br>[[Homer Simpson]] | |characters = Jockeys<br>[[Homer Simpson]] | ||
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|writer = '''Music:''' [[Alf Clausen]]<br>'''Lyrics:''' [[Tim Long]] | |writer = '''Music:''' [[Alf Clausen]]<br>'''Lyrics:''' [[Tim Long]] | ||
|album = ''[[The Simpsons: Testify]]'' | |album = ''[[The Simpsons: Testify]]'' | ||
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:'''Homer:''' | :'''Homer:''' | ||
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| − | :''All a lie. | + | :''All a lie. What woman would marry us? We're freaks.'' |
:'''All jockeys:''' | :'''All jockeys:''' | ||
| − | :''Freaks...freaks...freaks...'' | + | :''Freaks... freaks... freaks...'' |
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Revision as of 06:16, October 22, 2019
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Song Information
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"We Are the Jockeys" is a song sung by jockeys and Homer.
Lyrics
Episode version
- We are the jockeys,
- Jockeys are we,
- We live underground
- In a fiberglass tree.
- Jockey #1:
- 'Tween Earth and Hell, we reign supreme...
- Jockey #2:
- On toadstool thrones by a chocolate stream.
- Jockey #3:
- But all is not well in Jockey Town.
- Jockey #4:
- Your renegade horse is making us frown.
- Homer:
- Whadaya want me to do?
- Jockey #3:
- Your horse must lose.
- Homer:
- My horse must lose?
- Jockey #5:
- No win!
- Jockey #6:
- No show!
- Jockey #3:
- No place!
- Jockey #4:
- Just lose the stinkin' race.
- Homer:
- And what if I refuse to lose?
- Jockey #6:
- We'll eat your brain!
- Homer:
- My horse must lose!
Album version
- Homer:
- What happened?
- [jockeys giggle]
- What is this place?
- Jockey #1:
- Welcome to the secret land of the jockey.
- [jockeys giggle]
- Homer:
- Why are you talking like that?
- Jockey #1:
- These are our real voices. [normal voice] We only talk like this on your surface world.
- Homer:
- But you're respected athletes. You own car dealerships and marry beauty queens.
- Jockey #1:
- All a lie. What woman would marry us? We're freaks.
- All jockeys:
- Freaks... freaks... freaks...
- We are the jockeys,
- Jockeys are we,
- We live underground,
- In a fiberglass tree.
- Jockey #1:
- 'Tween Earth and Hell, we reign supreme...
- Jockey #2:
- On toadstool thrones by a chocolate stream.
- Jockey #3:
- But all is not well in Jockey Town.
- Jockey #4:
- Your renegade horse is making us frown.
- Homer:
- Whadaya want me to do?
- Jockey #3:
- Your horse must lose.
- Homer:
- My horse must lose?
- Jockey #5:
- No win!
- Jockey #6:
- No show!
- Jockey #3:
- No place!
- Jockey #4:
- Just lose the stinkin' race.
- Homer:
- And what if I refuse to lose?
- Jockey #6:
- We'll eat your brain!
- Homer:
- My horse must lose!
- Did that really happen, or was that just a wonderful dream?
- Jockey #1:
- No dream! Lose the race, fat boy.
Behind the Laughter
It is the twenty-sixth track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.
Appearances
