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The Devil Wears Blue is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 38 content update. It requires the Blue-Haired Lawyer to be unlocked.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Ooh! There's a new flavor of Squishee at the Kwik-E-Mart! Mmm...Grey! Eww Dad. This label says the main ingredient is mop water. Finally, a Squishee I can make at home. Lisa, go tell your mother to start mopping! I hate to be a noisy neighboreeno! THEN DON'T! Task: "Make Homer Get Squishee Brain-Freeze". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 30 minutes. Owww! My brain feels like it's frozen. It's just brain-freeze, dad. That doesn't sound right. Hello there! Did I hear a minor complaint about a local business, ripe for a lawsuit? Were you just hiding in the bushes? No, those bushes were just blocking my stealthy crouch. I'm taking them to court! And sir, frozen brain syndrome is no laughing matter. Why just last year, fewer than 7 people died of it. And I would be happy to help you receive the financial justice you deserve. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark Dad, let's go. Remember your New Year's resolution of not trusting people who pop out of bushes. No, Lisa. That resolution was for shrubs. Bushes are fine. I'm not proposing anything illegal. Just your father faking an injury to become undeservedly rich off of other people's hard-earned cash. That is totally illegal! Dad, he's just trying to profit from your stupidity. Why if I had a dime for every time someone took advantage of my stupidity - Sir, I believe I'm legally entitled to a percentage of the dime in question. As well as all future dimes. See, Lisa, he's what's known as a go-getter. Now let the grown-ups discuss how Daddy can make a quick, questionably legal buck. Task: "Make the Blue-Haired Lawyer Hatch Plans with Homer". The job takes place at the Simpson House, requires Homer, and takes 12 hours. So, all I have to do is get hurt in different shops around town and you'll let me have 30% of all the money we sue for? That's right, 30%! ...minus my expenses, my hourly rate, my retainer, and my teenage daughter's retainer. I happily accept your less-than-generous offer! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Blue Haired Lawyer's exclamation mark As legal council, I recommend you head to your nearest unsanitary dining establishment . Krusty Burger it is! I love those thin brown crunchy things they have. French fries? No, cockroaches. Task: "Reach Level 7 and Build a Krusty Burger". Task: "Make Homer Eat at Krusty Burger". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 30 minutes. A moment on the lips, a lifetime... struggling with life-threatening digestive problems. I guess I'm going to have to sue this fine establishment for all the delicious pain and suffering it has caused me. What?! I heard that! You can't sue me! Every burger you buy comes wrapped in an ironclad contract. Once you bite into that burger, you have legally consented to consuming any non-food products including diseases. Blast. Foiled by foil! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Blue Haired Lawyer's exclamation mark Alright Homer. I have a task so simple that even you can't mess it up. People usually regret saying that to me. All you have to do is drink a beer, watch the game, and hang out with friends at your favorite watering hole. WOO HOO!! ...and then choke on a pretzel as you slip off your bar stool and bang your head on the ground. D'oh! Task: "Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern". Task: "Make Homer Choke on a Pretzel". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 3 hours. *thump* D'OH! What's-a-matter Homer? You didn't see one of those Victorian-era ghosts again, did you? 'Cause those were just albino hipsters. No... I'm... fine... *gasp* I mean I just... choked on one of your pretzels. Pretzel? Where do you think you are? The Ritz? We don't have the money to stock pretzels, with their fancy curves. If it doesn't pickle, I don't serve it. Maybe it was a pickled pretzel? If I may interject, my client appears to have choked on a food product served in your establishment. I see how it is. The ol' slip n' fall. The dip n' trip. The choke n' sue. Well, I'm assembling my legal counsel right now – two shells for my shotgun. Any objections? This won't be the last you see of us! Yeah, I'll probably come back tomorrow. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Blue Haired Lawyer's exclamation mark All I need is your John Hancock and I'll be ready to deliver the lawsuits, Mr. Simpson. ... Your autograph. ... Just write your name. Can I sign with an X? Task: "Make the Blue-Haired Lawyer Deliver Lawsuits To Local Businesses". The job takes place at Shops and takes 24 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark I cannot believe that Mr. Simpson is suing me! After I kindly allowed him to eat the hot dogs I dropped on the floor. At full price. Yeah, me too! He was only one burger away from joining the Krusty Burger VIP Club. You get to eat the same burger behind a velvet rope. I'm sure Homer would listen to us, if we came as friends rather than foes. I ain't Homer's friend. Not anymore! I'm sanding his butt groove out of his favorite stool. That's the spirit – we don't need him. There are plenty of fat slobs in this town. Homer's banned from Krusty Burgers nationwide INCLUDING GUAM. Without grease or alcohol, Homer won't last a day. Task: "Make Apu Attend Negotiations". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Krusty Attend Negotiations". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Moe Attend Negotiations". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make the Blue-Haired Lawyer Attend Negotiations". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Attend Negotiations". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Hi, friends. Isn't it nice, all of us hanging out outside of work? Can it, Homer. I've already replaced you with a shaved bear and he makes way less of mess in the bathroom. My client will not be intimidated by your verbal abuse. Although he will sue you for intimidation. Mr. Simpson, surely we can settle this like we do in India - accept your fate, live with your head down and be rewarded in the afterlife. Why are you listening to this guy, Homer. We've got your best interests at heart – booze and fried food, day in and day out. He told me I could get rich by doing basically nothing! You know how my two dreams in life are to be rich and lazy. Leave being rich for the rich. A schlub like you would probably fill his swimming pool with water. I'm afraid this meeting is over, and I need to itemize Mr. Simpson's bill. Three angry men - $10,000. Table - $3,000. Oxygen we are breathing - $500. You guys are still coming to my BBQ, right? Slam the door in my face if you are. Door slam - $1,000. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 7[edit]

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark That's it! If Homer's gonna play hardball, then I'm going to have to brush up on my sports analogies. We need to get Homer alone. We can fool... I mean reason with Homer when he's by himself. Exactly. Deep down, underneath layer after layer after layer after layer of fat, he's a good man. I know, let's invite Homer to the Gulp 'N' Blow for a meal... Yeah, maybe if we butter him up a little, we can convince him to drop the lawsuits. It usually works with my secretaries. Task: "Make Homer Negotiate in Secret". The job takes place at the Gulp 'N' Blow and takes 6 hours. Task: "Make Apu Negotiate in Secret". The job takes place at the Gulp 'N' Blow and takes 6 hours. Task: "Make Krusty Negotiate in Secret". The job takes place at the Gulp 'N' Blow and takes 6 hours. Task: "Make Moe Negotiate in Secret". The job takes place at the Gulp 'N' Blow and takes 6 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 8[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark I don't want to *hic* sue you guys. But that lawyer, with all his technical terms like stapler and *hic* three-hole punch... Oh lawyers – one minute they're your best friend. The next, they're suing you for accidentally chopping off their hand. You've got to do what millions of Americans do everyday. You've got to get drunk and hope this all magically disappears. Yeah! I'm going to forget this lawsuit like I did my regular suit, when I left it at the cleaners. I am so relieved I can hardly believe it! I thought I would have to mark up all the prices in Kwik-E-Mart to pay for this law suit! Oh, what the heck, since I am feeling so cheerful I will mark them up anyway! Task: "Make Homer Avoid the Lawyer". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 9[edit]

After tapping on the Blue Haired Lawyer's exclamation mark While I was hiding in the bushes, I overheard those business owners convince Homer to blow me off. I ought to sue him for everything he's worth... ...which apparently is negative $10,000. Task: "Make the Blue-Haired Lawyer Look Unimpressed". The job takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 10[edit]

After tapping on the Mr. Burns's exclamation mark You there! Blue-haired man crouched behind that shrub! Your dead eyes and bitter sneer suggest you are a lawyer? Not to mention my humorless bench ads! Ooh... I like your nasal accent. How's your conscience? I need an employee that will cater to my every whim, no matter how sick or twisted they may be. But Mr. Burns, what about me?! You should have thought about this before you told me I couldn't open my plane window because it would "kill us all." Personally I'd sue the airline and the plane manufacturer for the lack of personal window options on every plane. Excellent. You're hired. Task: "Make Mr. Burns Blue-Haired Lawyer Dino Ride". The job requires the Blue-Haired Lawyer and takes 16 hours. Quest reward: 200 and 20