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List of dates[edit]
History of the Universe[edit]
The Stone Age[edit]
- 2,000,000 B.C.: The dawn of man.[1]
- 1,250,000 B.C.: Edna Krabappel was born.[1]
- 1,000,000 B.C.: Seymour Skinner was born.[1]
The Ice Age[edit]
- 400,000 B.C.: Fire invented.[1]
- Toasted marshmallow on a stick invented.[1]
- 20,000 B.C.: First cartoonist scribbled on cave walls.[1]
The Bronze Age[edit]
The Iron Age[edit]
- So much laundry, so little time.[1]
The Age of Zinc[edit]
- 800 B.C.: Hercules invented body-building.[1]
- 600 B.C.: The Romans invented the circus.[1]
- 40 B.C.: Cleopatra took baths in tub of milk.[1]
The Age of Gladiators[edit]
- 0 B.C.: Xmas invented.[1]
- Christians fed to lions.[1]
- In Rome, barfing at the table was considered polite.[1]
The Age of Boredom[edit]
- Not much happened.[1]
The Dark Ages[edit]
The Medium Ages[edit]
- 1193: Robin Hood fought the Sherif of Nottingham.[1]
- 1194: Friar Tuck founded the first fast-food chicken franchise.[1]
- 1200: Atlantis sank.[1]
- 1259: The English cut off an enemy head and kicked it around the streets, inventing soccer.[1]
The Light Ages[edit]
The Age of Gangsters[edit]
The Industrial Age[edit]
- 1930: First twinkie baked. Pastry making reached its zenith.[1]
- 1937: LZ 129 Hindenburg exploded.[1]
The Atomic Age[edit]
- 1945: First atomic blast.[1]
- 1945: Slinky introduced.[1]
- 1945: Tangled Slinkys drove millions insane.[1]
The Golden Age of Sci-Fi Monster Movies[edit]
- 1951: Spitzilla.[1]
- 1951: Radioactive Man became radioactive.[1]
- 1953: Hamstron-the Hamster from Beyond Infinity.[1]
- 1957: Creature from the Bottom of the Septic Tank.[1]
- 1958: The Brain Gobblers.[1]
Transitional Period[edit]
The Age of Aquarius[edit]
- 1963: Krusty the Clown got his start in show biz, appearing on the show Pulver Lawn Products Presents the Clowns of Tomorrow.[1]
- 1969: First man on moon brainwashed by aliens.
The Era of Shame[edit]
- Streaking fashionable.[1]
- 1973: Astronomers saw rings around Uranus.[1]
- 1974: Homer Simpson actually managed to graduate from high school fue to a clerical error.[1]
- Richard Nixon resigned in shame.[1]
- Gerald Ford fell down.[1]
The Polyester Age[edit]
- 1975: Platform shoes fashionable.[1]
- The leisuit made dressing hassle-free.[1]
- Pet rocks and mood rings covered the Earth.[1]
- 1976: "Pong" heralded the birth of the video game.[1]
The Me Decade[edit]
- 1980: Greediness became a religion.[1]
- 1982: Wacky Wallwalker faded.[1]
- Fezzes were haute couture.[1]
- 1989: Being openly greedy went out of vogue.[1]
New Age[edit]
- 1991: The cupcakes were perfected by Marge Simpson.[1]
- 1992: Infomercials surpassed network programming in entertainment value.[1]
New Age Lite[edit]
- 1993: Looking pale and slightly ill was fashionable.[1]
- 1993: Homer forgot Marge's birthday again, maintaining a perfect record.[1]
- Platform shoes fashionable.[1]
- The Living End.[1]
1022[edit]
- April 1: Pagans were peacefully celebrating the New Year in honor of Baal when they were interrupted by settlers who attempted to play pranks on them. This event was considered to be the origin of April Fools' Day.[2]
1903[edit]
- Bouvier family picnic.[3]
1914[edit]
- Springfield Elementary was established.[3]
1922[edit]
- Grampa Simpson began his story by claiming that a Kaiser had stolen the word "twenty," prompting him to chase him for 66 miles.[4]
1925[edit]
- Springfield General Hospital was founded.[3]
1926[edit]
- Springfield General Hospital was established.[3]
1944[edit]
- Sergeant Abraham Simpson commanded the Flying Hellfish during World War II.[4]
1945[edit]
- February 23: Abraham Simpson completed the Blood & Guts crossword puzzle on Iwo Jima.[3]
1954[edit]
- The Millionaire's Club's gleaming faucets poured Chateau Laudeur Bordeaux wine from the 1954 vintage.[5]
1962[edit]
- The Millionaire's Club's gleaming faucets poured Raison Segler Bordeaux wine from the 1962 vintage.[5]
1968[edit]
- Aztec Theater purchased a bulk quantity of Milk Duds.[5]
1972[edit]
- The Betsy Ross Mint began offering fine collectibles.[3]
1973[edit]
- Marge Bouvier compiled a list of her ten all-time favorite bands.[3]
- April 12: A lunchtime concert titled Live! It's a Far Out Happening by The Larry Davis Experience took place in the Springfield High Multi-Purpose Room.[3]
1974[edit]
- Good Bye Yellow Brick Road Prom.[3]
- June 16: Marge Bouvier and Homer Simpson received certificates of merit for successfully completing the rigorous curriculum of the Springfield Unified School District.[3]
- June 24: Homer Simpson rented his graduation outfit at Mario's Dapper Den for Men.[3]
- August 4: The Gloomy Moods performed at the Springfield Auditorium.[3]
1976[edit]
- Homer began working at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant.[3]
- Lionel Hutz, Attorney at Law, began clogging the courts.[3]
1978[edit]
- A Fotomat kiosk was sunk underwater by Springfield's graduating class.[4]
1979[edit]
- November 11: Sheldon Skinner, Arnie Gumble, Iggy Wiggum, Etch Westgrin, and Griff McDonald were killed during the Veterans Day float disaster.[4]
1980[edit]
- August: Marge won third place in the Springfield Gelatin Cook-Off with her Lucky Coin Gelatin Mold.[3]
1985[edit]
- August 4: Homer Simpson was observed committing offenses at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant.[3]
1986[edit]
- November: Homer was named Springfield Nuclear Power Plant "Toxic Waste Handler of the Month."[3]
1987[edit]
- June: The deadline for the full payment of Bart's Junior Weasels membership.[3]
1989[edit]
- October 2: The Springfield Shopper published Grampa Simpson's writing titled "Sick and Tired."[3]
- October 17: The Springfield Shopper published Luise O'Dale, Homer, and Penny Newmark's responses to a question in the "Inquiring Photographer" section.[3]
- November 4: The Springfield Shopper published an article titled "Murphy's Tenor Evokes Youthful Anxiety," about Bleeding Gums Murphy performing Lisa Simpson's composition "The Manipulative Daddy Blues" at the Jazz Hole.[3]
1990[edit]
- Barney Gumble issued a check for one million dollars to Homer Simpson.[3]
- February 9: The Springfield Shopper published an article titled "Man nearly Dies in Bizarre Leap over Springfield Gorge" about Homer Simpson.[3]
1991[edit]
- August 24: The National Informer published an article titled "Bigfoot!," reporting the capture and jailing of Bigfoot.[3]
- August 25: The National Informer published an article titled "Arrived Bigfoot!", revealing that Bigfoot, who had been captured the previous day, was actually Homer Simpson.[3]
- September 2: Homer's car received a ticket for multiple violations in front of Moe's Tavern.[3]
1995[edit]
- Sir Putt-A-Lot's Miniature Golf Club was listed as an alternate site for the U.S.M.G.A. Senior Open.[3]
1996[edit]
- April 28: Abraham Simpson was photographed eating a can of Del Monte Peas.[4]
1998[edit]
- Hollis Hurlbut wrote the article "O Springfield! My Springfield!"[5]
2002[edit]
- The BloodClot Center at Itchy & Scratchy Land was projected to open.[5]
Unkown year[edit]
- March 3: Bart began his absence from school.[3]
- March 5: Bart ended his absence from school.[3]
- Marge 6: Bart forged a letter from his mother, Marge, to Principal Skinner, excusing his absence from school from March 3 to 5.[3]
- Marge 6: Principal Skinner sent a letter to Homer and Marge Simpson informing them that he had caught Bart’s latest forgery attempt and assigning him to write "A FORGED IS INEXCUSABLE" 1,000 times on the blackboard.[3]
- March 30: Ashley Tiffany Hurley was born to Joe Don and Raelene Hurley.[3]
- April 1: Justianian Toby Carson was born.[3]
- April 1: Bartholomew J. Simpson was born to Homer and Marjorie Simpson.[3]
- April 2: Huong Kim Nguyen was born.[3]
- April 2: Springfield General Hospital sent a letter to Homer and Marge requesting that Bart be removed from the hospital.[3]
- April 14: A letter was sent to Three Ring Publishing Co. since Springfield Retirement Castle criticizing its book And Then They Took Naps for its content and calling for it to be banned.[3]
- July: Modern Mom magazine published a recipe for a Yule Log.[3]
- July 28: Barney's All-Night Bowl-a-Thon began to raise funds to prevent Moe's Tavern from being demolished to make way for the proposed Interstate 666.[3]
- July 29: Barney's All-Night Bowl-a-Thon ended to raise funds to prevent Moe's Tavern from being demolished to make way for the proposed Interstate 666.[3]
- September 15: The deadline set by the Springfield General Hospital Claims Department for Homer and Marge to pay their bill in full.[3]
- September 29: Homer and Marge got married at the Lucky 7 Wedding Chapel.[3]
- October 19: A classified ad seeking the missing cat and father of Snowball II's offspring was published in the Springfield Shopper.[3]
- October 23: Lars Dengman of the University of Malmö gave a talk on "New Cholesterol-Free Doggie Donut Lite... Fetch or Forget?" at a meeting of the Springfield Springer Spaniel Society.[3]
- November: Flying Hellfish reunion.[4]
- December 31: Deadline for organ donors to claim a free ice scraper from the Department of Motor Vehicles.[3]
References[edit]
- ↑ 1.00 1.01 1.02 1.03 1.04 1.05 1.06 1.07 1.08 1.09 1.10 1.11 1.12 1.13 1.14 1.15 1.16 1.17 1.18 1.19 1.20 1.21 1.22 1.23 1.24 1.25 1.26 1.27 1.28 1.29 1.30 1.31 1.32 1.33 1.34 1.35 1.36 1.37 1.38 1.39 1.40 1.41 1.42 1.43 1.44 1.45 1.46 1.47 1.48 1.49 1.50 1.51 1.52 1.53 1.54 1.55 1.56 Bart Simpson's Guide to Life
- ↑ "So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show"
- ↑ 3.00 3.01 3.02 3.03 3.04 3.05 3.06 3.07 3.08 3.09 3.10 3.11 3.12 3.13 3.14 3.15 3.16 3.17 3.18 3.19 3.20 3.21 3.22 3.23 3.24 3.25 3.26 3.27 3.28 3.29 3.30 3.31 3.32 3.33 3.34 3.35 3.36 3.37 3.38 3.39 3.40 3.41 3.42 3.43 3.44 The Simpsons Uncensored Family Album
- ↑ 4.0 4.1 4.2 4.3 4.4 4.5 "Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish""
- ↑ 5.0 5.1 5.2 5.3 5.4 The Simpsons Guide to Springfield