Not On My Clothes

"Not On My Clothes"

Song Information Singers: Dan Castellaneta Yeardley Smith Characters: Groundskeeper Willie Lisa Simpson Homer Simpson Length: 0:42 Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen Lyrics: Michael Price Album: The Simpsons: Testify Appearance(s): "My Fair Laddy"

"Not On My Clothes" is a song sung mainly by Groundskeeper Willie and Lisa (with unnecessary interruption by Homer) when Lisa was trying to make Willie a gentlemen.

Lyrics

Groundskeeper Willie:

What flows from the nose,

Does not go on my clothes!

Lisa:

I think he's got it!

Oh yes, he's got it!

Groundskeeper Willie:

What flows from the nose,

Does not go on my clothes!

Lisa:

Where is that ghastly flow?

Groundskeeper Willie:

The nose! The nose!

Lisa:

And where should it not go?

Homer:

Blue pants! Blue pants!

Lisa:

Dad! Get your own song!

Homer:

Fine.

Behind the Laughter

The song is a parody of "The Rain in Spain" from the musical My Fair Lady. It is part of the "My Fair Laddy (Medley)" track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.

Appearances

• Episode – "My Fair Laddy"
• Album – The Simpsons: Testify

The Simpsons: Testify
The Simpsons Theme • Testify • The Very Reason That I Live • He's the Man • Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl • "The Simpsons" End Credits Theme • Ode to Branson • Sold Separately • Island of Sirens • They'll Never Stop the Simpsons • You're a Bunch of Stuff • What Do I Think of the Pie • Baby Stink Breath • Tastes Like Liberty • Jellyfish • Homer & Marge • Everybody Hates Ned Flanders (Medley) (Christmas in December • Flanders Is His Name • Everybody Hates Ned Flanders • Everybody Hates Ned Flanders (William Shatner's version) • El Hombre Estupido) • I Love to Walk • Marjorie • The President Wore Pearls (Medley) (A Vote for a Winner • I Am Their Queen • Skinner's Evil Plan • A Tango Takes Two • Smart Girl Six Three • The President Wore Pearls End Credits Medley) • Glove Slap • O Pruny Night • America (I Love This Country) • America Rules • Welcome to Moe's • We Are the Jockeys • Song of Shelbyville • A Star Is Torn (Medley) (I'm Talkin' Springfield • My Kitty Died • Always My Dad • Privileged Boy) • Who Wants a Haircut? • My Fair Laddy (Medley) Adequate • Not On My Clothes • Blue Pants Mornin' • Indoors All Night • Longing for the Shack • My Fair Laddy End Credits Medley) • Springfield Blows • "King of Cats" Itchy & Scratchy Medley (Tune-Up • King of Cats Opening • Two Days, Two Circles • Slices of Life • It's Symbiotic • Knives Finale) • Lady • You Make Me Laugh • Lady Riff • Papa, Can You Hear Me? • Yokel Chords (Medley) (Oh, How Do We? • Motivate Them • Cultural Things Experience • Moonshine Drinkers) • Hullaba Lula • Song of the Wild Beasts • Dancing Workers Song • Oldies and Nudies