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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Feels like this playdate's gone on forever. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} I'll handle this. "Dear Weirdo, pick up weirdo kid." And send. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[Whispers to Marge]'' If this kid dad isn't here in one second, he's going in the garbage can. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} I did it. I saved the day. The same way I won that battle in Vietnam. By fainting! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} ''[Introduce to Eduardo]'' I'm Marge Simpson. It's so nice to meet a friend Homer met through the mail who isn't a sea monkey. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Do you have a disrespectful son who calls you by your first name? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Eduardo Barcelona]]}} I cannot imagine such a creature. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Hey, Homer. ''[suddenly]'' Did you just fart? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Did you just fart, SIR. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Whatever. | |
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| + | {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} ''[to Homer]'' Yeah, well, at least you got your health, huh? Now let's see if I can take that away from you. Your poison. | ||
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| + | {{qf|Homer}} I'm tired of living once. | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}} I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm starting to regret saying "YOLO." | ||
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| + | {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Can I help you, stranger? | ||
| + | {{qf|Eduardo}} I am just watching my friend and his wife innocently pleasure themselves in bed. | ||
| + | {{qf|Ned}} That sounds salty, but you seem sweet. I'm gonna call you Kettle Corn. | ||
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| + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Why don't you put this much inventiveness into your work? | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} Because then I'd be the one thing I swore I wouldn't. You. | ||
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- Marge: Feels like this playdate's gone on forever.
- Homer: I'll handle this. "Dear Weirdo, pick up weirdo kid." And send.
- Homer: [Whispers to Marge] If this kid dad isn't here in one second, he's going in the garbage can.
- Principal Skinner: I did it. I saved the day. The same way I won that battle in Vietnam. By fainting!
- Marge: [Introduce to Eduardo] I'm Marge Simpson. It's so nice to meet a friend Homer met through the mail who isn't a sea monkey.
- Homer: Do you have a disrespectful son who calls you by your first name?
- Eduardo Barcelona: I cannot imagine such a creature.
- Bart: Hey, Homer. [suddenly] Did you just fart?
- Homer: Did you just fart, SIR.
- Bart: Whatever.
- Moe Szyslak: [to Homer] Yeah, well, at least you got your health, huh? Now let's see if I can take that away from you. Your poison.
- Homer: I'm tired of living once.
- Marge: I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm starting to regret saying "YOLO."
- Ned Flanders: Can I help you, stranger?
- Eduardo: I am just watching my friend and his wife innocently pleasure themselves in bed.
- Ned: That sounds salty, but you seem sweet. I'm gonna call you Kettle Corn.
- Lisa: Why don't you put this much inventiveness into your work?
- Bart: Because then I'd be the one thing I swore I wouldn't. You.
