Marge Joins a Book Club/Quotes

Quotes

Barney, Homer, and Carl (singing): We will, we will, rock you!

Lenny (singing): Kickin' your can all over the place

Homer: Ooooh, I shouldn't have done all those body snots with Carl.

Marge: Sshhh, I'm trying to read! I joined a book club so I could expand my cultural awareness, Homer your should really try and do something educational like this instead of spending all night at Moe's drinkning.

Luann: So what do everyone think of the book?

Agnes: A triumph.

Marge: Mesmerizing.

Helen: Wonderful.

Marge: Great read.

Luann: Welll, um, I collect vines from all over the country. I head this Alabama vineyard is excellent.

Sign: Ten minutes later...

Agnes: Uh, oh, this bottle of wine's got a leak in it.

Edna: Don't panic, we'll just have to take turns cnugging it.

Sign: Twenty minutes later...

Agnes, Marge, Luann, and Helen (singing): Red, red, wine!

Edna (singing): Red, red wine make me feel so fine, Keep me rockin' all o' the time.

Sign: Several hours later

Homer: So how was your book thinkg, Marge?

Marge: I was very educational.

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