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Marge Bulks Up/Quotes

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Rainer Wolfcastle: The Ab-Miser is the number one workout not recommended by fitness experts. And the only one to be endorsed by genetically modified fitness monkeys.

Marge: You know, with bake sale season coming up, I could stand to lose a few pounds.

Lisa: Whoa, mom! You’ve really worked up a sweat.
Marge: You wouldn’t think it would be that hard to put together.
Lisa: It sure doesn’t look very safe.
Marge: You know what they say, honey! “No pain, no gain!”

Dr. Hibbert: Take two a day, and you should be back on your feet in no time.
Marge: Thanks, Doc. It’s too bad there’s nothing you can prescribe to protect people from shoddy merchandise.
Dr. Hibbert: Oh there is, but I’m afraid your insurance doesn't cover it. Ah-hee-hee-hee!