Kang Hypnosis/Quotes
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- Kang: I am Kang, emissary from a planet so advanced beyond your own it's a little embarrassing to be seen speaking with you humanoids. We laugh at your primitive comics, which are obviously designed to lull you into a state of amused catatonia! Advanced beings, such as myself and my sister Kodos, have no use for the bittersweet inter-office shenanigans of your Earth cartoon man, "Dilbert"! We are unconcerned with the yo-yo dieting of your discontinued she-beast, "Cathy"!
- Kodos: "Cathy" speaks for all females, regardless of species, Kang!
- Kang: Silence! Do not interrupt the enthralling process! Do not attempt to disregard this "comic," earthlings! Continue to stare blindly at the mind-controlling patterns I have placed before you! Your so-called "free-will" is now mine! Overthrow your leaders and pledge allegiance to Kang!
- Kodos: It is not working. They are not obeying!
- Kang: Er... Aahh... That is to say... You Earth males! I command you to ignore your domestic responsibilities! It is the order of Kang that you spend your entire day loading in your reclining furniture unit and viewing endless sporting competitions while ingesting alcoholic yeast-water!
- Kodos: You do not really know how to enthrall earthlings, do you, Kang?
- Kang: Rotate your optical assembly this way, oh skeptical one!
