Lisa's College Financing/Quotes
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- Homer: Apu, my little girl wants to go to Harvard. What do you think about that?
- Apu: I think you will want our Ivy League special: two "Super Lucky-Sevens" and one "Scratch for Cash"!
- Homer: What are you doing, Lisa?
- Lisa: I've opened an online stock trading account to finance my college education. I just made $400 on my first trade!
- Homer: You mean computers aren't just for playing blood-soaked video games? You can use them to make money too?
- Lisa: Yep!
- Marge: Lisa, shouldn't you be asleep?
- Lisa: Sleep?! While I'm losing my shirt on the Tokyo commodities exchange? Sleep is for suckers and school-girls!
- Marge: But you are a school girl! And ever since you got involved in the stock market your grades have been slipping. This has got to stop!
- Homer: Two Lotto-mania tickets, Apu.
- Lisa: Better make it three, Dad!
- Apu: Three?! Somebody wants to go to law school!
