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Missing Underwear Rhyme/Quotes

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Homer: [singing] Jimmy crack, corn, and I don't care!
Homer: Not there, or there, or there, or there... it's getting late, I must prepare! Marge, I can't find my underwear! I can't work like this! My boss will stare! He frowns on workers working bare! Please help me hide my derriere!
Marge: But I just bought you thirty pairs!
Homer: Marge, that's neither here nor there.
Marge: Did you trade them!
Homer: No, I swear!
Marge: They must be here, then.
Homer: Where, Marge, where?
Marge: You probably dropped them, I declare!
Homer: That's okay, I found my spare!
Marge: Must you store things in my hair?