The Boys Find a Playdude/Quotes

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Milhouse: Guys, I was here in the attic trying on my mom's dresses... er... I mean looking for fireworks, when I found... ...this!

Bart or Nelson: Cool!

Bart: There's a whole box full of them. Let's get it to my treehouse.

Milhouse: But we need a distraction to get past my mum.

Nelson: Let me take care of that!

Luann Van Houten: Thanks for helping me, Nelson. You can be such a sweetheart when you're not being the neighborhood bully.

Nelson: Well, I have other interests. I even write poetry.

Luann: Really? What do you write about?

Nelson: Wedgies mostly.

Bart: We made it! Now I can finally see why I've been so anxious to grow up!

Kirk Van Houten: I believe you boys have something of mine.

Milhouse: Dad!

Bart: We're busted!

Milhouse: So, when can I read Playdude?

Kirk: Never! But, this makes me feel much better about that little dress incident.