Marge Joins a Book Club/Quotes
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- Homer: Oooh, I shouldn't have done all those body shots with Carl.
- Marge: Sshhh, I'm trying to read! I joined a book club so I could expand my cultural awareness, Homer. You should really try and do something educational like this instead of spending all night at Moe's drinking.
- Luann Van Houten: So what did everyone think of the book?
- Agnes Skinner: Great read.
- Marge: Mesmerising.
- Helen Lovejoy: Wonderful.
- Edna Krabappel: Great read.
- Luann: Well, um, I collect wines from all over the country. I hear this Alabama vineyard is excellent.
- Text box: Ten minutes later...
- Agnes Skinner: Uh, oh. This bottle of wine's got a leak in it.
- Edna Krabappel: Don't panic, we'll just have to take turns chugging it.
- Homer: So how was your book thingie, Marge?
- Marge: It was very educational.
