Homer the Pooh: Chapter One/Quotes
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- Homer: Okay kids, time for your bedtime story!
- Lisa: Dad, we can already read.
- Marge: Besides, Mum banned you from reading to us four years ago when halfway into The Three Little Pigs you got mad at the pigs and threw a chair through the window.
- Homer: "Nevertheless, one bright sunny day, Winnie-the-Pooh got his head stuck in a jar of honey..." Mmm...honey! Sounds like a job for Homer-the-Pooh!
- Winnie-the-Pooh: I wish I could repay you in honey, but that was the last pot!
- Homer-the-Pooh: Why you little—!
- Homer: ...bogart my honey, will you...
- Lisa: Now then, here's what we tell the police...
