Homer the Hopeless Romantic/Quotes

Quotes

Marge: Homey, how come you're never romantic the way people on TV are?

Homer: For your information, I just so happen to be a hopeless romantic! Don't you remember the first time we met?

[We flashback to when Homer and Marge unite in a meadow.]

Homer: Marge!

Marge: Homey!

[Homer narrates: "It was love at first sight". Next, Homer and Marge are sitting together. Homer is holding a bouquet of roses.]

Homer: A rose by any other name...would be Marge.

Marge: [sigh]

[Homer narrates: "I knew from the start that we would spend the rest of our lives together. Next, Homer and Marge are at the beach in bathing costumes.]

Homer: [talking into a shell] Why yes, I am here with the prettiest girl in Springfield!

Marge: Hee, hee, hee.

[Homer narrates: "I will cherish those days for the rest of my life!"]

[Back in the living room:]

Marge: Humph! You don't remember what happened the first time we really met, do you?

["1973..." A young Homer and Barney are stood outside a convenience store. A young Marge is walking towards them.]

Homer: Hey, lady, will you buy us some beer?

Marge: I'm the same age as you are! I'm in your class at school?

Homer: Yeah, but you look a lot older!

Marge: Hrmmm...