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Milhouse Van Houten: Hold still!
Bart: This is gonna be so cool! This tattoo will make me the toughest kid in school.

Bart: Behold!
Jimbo Jones: We are not worthy!

Principal Skinner: Mother warned me about tattooed hooligans like you!
Bart: Bwa-ha-ha-ha!
Sherri Mackleberry: Oooo, Bart!
Terri Mackleberry: Isn’t he dreamy?

Bart: And Homer will finally give me the respect I deserve.
Homer: Well, boy, looks like you’re finally a man. C’mon, drive us down to Moe's to celebrate.

Bart: Freedie. Who’s Freedie?
Milhouse: Maybe I should’ve used more spit.