Who Wants a Haircut?
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Song Information
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"Who Wants a Haircut?" is a song performed by the Baha Men.
Lyrics
Episode version
- Who wants a haircut?
- Hoo! Hoo! Hoo Hoo! Hoo!
- Who wants a haircut?
- Hoo! Hoo! Hoo Hoo! Hoo!
- Who wants a haircut?
- Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
Album version
- Lisa:
- Mom, Bart and I have been talking.
- Marge:
- You have? That's so nice.
- Bart:
- What Lisa's trying to say is there's a new kid's barbershop in the mall and we'd like to start going there.
- Marge:
- A kids' barbershop? But they don't have my templates.
- Lisa:
- Yeah, the templates had a great run, but we'd like our hair to look like... um... people hair.
- Marge:
- Oh, I see. Well, good luck getting to your precious mall barber, 'cause I'm not driving you.
- Homer:
- Kids, wanna go to the mall? They're baking fresh Cinnabons, which means they're throwing out the old ones!
- Bart and Lisa:
- YAAAAY!
- Marge:
- Oh, I guess I'll just cut my own hair.
- Baha Men:
- Who wants a haircut?
- Hoo! Hoo! Hoo Hoo! Hoo!
- Who wants a haircut?
- Hoo! Hoo! Hoo Hoo! Hoo!
- Who wants a haircut?
- Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
- Barber:
- Which side do you want your part on?
- Bart:
- Left! Right! Stab stab stab!
- Barber:
- You're the boss.
- Bart:
- What the hell? WOAH!
- Lisa:
- [laughs] Oh, Bart, you look worse that Aunt Patty in the morning! And there ain't nothing looks worse than Aunt Patty in the morning!
- [Bart makes an angry noise]
Behind the Laughter
The song is a parody of "Who Let the Dogs Out?" by the Baha Men. It is the twenty-ninth track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.
Appearances
