Boy-Scoutz 'N the Hood (Medley)

"Boy-Scoutz 'N the Hood (Medley)"

Song Information Singers: Hank Azaria Nancy Cartwright Pamela Hayden Dan Castellaneta Yeardley Smith Julie Kavner Characters: Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Bart Simpson Milhouse Van Houten Sailor Barney Gumble Homer Simpson Lisa Simpson Marge Simpson Length: 3:41 Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen Lyrics: Dan McGrath Album: Songs in the Key of Springfield

"Boy-Scoutz 'N the Hood (Medley)" is a track from Songs in the Key of Springfield. It is the twenty-first track on the album and consists of the songs "Saved By the Bell", "Jackpot", "Springfield, Springfield", "Remember This?" and "Another Edwardian Morning" from the episode "Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood".

Lyrics

Saved By the Bell

Apu:

Hello, gents. What will it be?

Milhouse:

Apu, give us a Super-Squishee.

Bart:

One that's made: entirely out of syrup.

Apu:

Entirely out of... An all-syrup Super-Squishee? S-such a thing has never been done.

Bart:

Just make it happen.

Apu:

Oh dear... Won't be long. She won't hold! She's breaking up! All done. If you survive, please come again.

Milhouse:

It's so thick. Your turn, Bart.

Bart:

Wowww... That's good Squishee.

Jackpot

Milhouse:

What's it like, Bart? Bart? Bart...?

Bart:

[makes high-speed gibberish noises]

Milhouse:

Gimme that!

Bart:

OK... We're young, rich and full of sugar. What do we do?

Milhouse:

Let's go crazy, Broadway-style!

Springfield, Springfield

Bart & Milhouse:

Springfield, Springfield,

It's a helluva town!

The schoolyard's up,

And the shopping mall's down.

The stray dogs go,

To the animal pound!

Bart:

Springfield, Springfield...

Milhouse:

Springfield, Springfield...

Sailor:

New York, New York...

Bart:

New York is thataway, man!

Sailor:

Thanks, kid!

Bart & Milhouse:

It's a helluva town!

[montage of Bart and Milhouse taking on the town]

Homer:

Mmm... free goo.

Milhouse:

Hey, don't bogart that Squishee!

Barney:

I dunno where you magic pixies came from but I like your pixie drink.

[hallucination of Apu laughing like a madman]

Remember This?

Bart:

[back in bed, groaning] Oh, my head.

Lisa:

Tsk, tsk, tsk, the remorse of the sugar junkie.

Bart:

Oh, I don't remember anything.

Lisa:

Really? Not even this?

[Lisa takes off the covers to discover Bart wearing a Junior Camper outfit]

Bart:

Oh, no. I must have joined the Junior Campers!

Lisa:

The few, the proud, the geeky.

Bart:

Boy, a man on a Squishee-bender can sure do some crazy things.

Another Edwardian Morning

Bart:

Okay look, I made a terrible mistake. I wandered into a Junior Camper recruitment center. But what's done is done. I've made my bed and now I've got to weasel out of it.

Marge:

I know you think the Junior Campers are square and... "uncool," but they also do a lot of neat things, like sing-a-longs and flag ceremonies.

Homer:

Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel.

Behind the Laughter

"Springfield, Springfield" is a parody of "New York, New York" from the musical On the Town.

Appearances

• Album – Songs in the Key of Springfield

Songs in the Key of Springfield
The Simpsons Main Title Theme (Extended Version) • We Do (The Stonecutters' Song) • Dancin' Homer (Medley) (Crosstown Bridge • Capitol City) • Homer & Apu (Medley) (Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart? • Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart? (Reprise)) • 'Round Springfield (Medley) (Bleeding Gums Blues • A Four-Headed King • There She Sits, Brokenhearted • Jazzman) • Oh, Streetcar! (The Musical) (White-Hot Grease Fires (Prologue) • Long Before the Superdome • New Orleans • I Thought My Life Would Be a Mardi Gras • I Am Just a Simple Paper Boy • Stella! • She Flies • The Kindness of Strangers) • Jingle Bells • $pringfield (Medley) (The Simpsons End Credits Theme (Big Band Vegas) • Gracie Films Logo) • "Itchy & Scratchy" Main Title Theme • "Itchy & Scratchy" End Credits Theme • "The Day the Violence Died (Medley)" (Not Jazz Chor, But Sad Chor • The Amendment Song) • Señor Burns • The Simpsons End Credits Theme ("Afro-Cuban" Version) • Your Wife Don't Understand You • Kamp Krusty (Medley) (South of the Border • Gracie Films Logo) • The Simpsons End Credits Theme ("Australian" Version) • The Simpsons End Credits Theme ("Hill Street Blues" Homage) • The Simpsons End Credits Theme ("It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World" Homage) • Treehouse of Horror V (Medley) (Controlling the Transmission (Prologue) • The Simpsons Halloween Special Main Title Theme) • Honey Roasted Peanuts • Boy-Scoutz 'N the Hood (Medley) (Saved by the Bell • Jackpot • Springfield, Springfield (Parts 1 & 2) • Remember This? • Another Edwardian Morning) • Two Dozen and One Greyhounds (Medley) (The Pick of the Litter • See My Vest) • Eye on Springfield Theme • Flaming Moe's • Homer's Barbershop Quartet (Medley)‎ (One Last Call • Baby on Board) • TV Sucks‎ • A Fish Called Selma (Medley) (Troy Chic • Stop the Planet of the Apes • Dr. Zaius • Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z) • Send In the Clowns • The Monorail Song • In Search of an Out of Body Vibe • Cool • Bagged Me a Homer • It Was a Very Good Beer • Bart Sells His Soul (Medley) (From God's Brain to Your Mouth • In the Garden of Eden) • Happy Birthday, Lisa • The Simpsons Halloween Special End Credits Theme ("The Addams Family" Homage) • "Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part One (Medley) (Who Dunnit? • The Simpsons End Credits Theme ("JFK" Homage)) • Lisa's Wedding (Medley) (The Simpsons End Credits Theme (Renaissance" Version) • Gracie Films Logo) • The Simpsons End Credits Theme ("Dragnet" Homage)