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We Do (The Stonecutters' Song)

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"We Do (The Stonecutters' Song)"
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Song Information
Singers: Dan Castellaneta
Harry Shearer
Hank Azaria
Characters: Homer Simpson
The Stonecutters
Length: Episode: 0:40
Album: 1:18
Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen
Lyrics: John Swartzwelder
Album: Songs in the Key of Springfield
Appearance(s): "Homer the Great"

"We Do (The Stonecutters' Song)" is a song sung by The Stonecutters.

Lyrics[edit]

Episode version[edit]

Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do, we do!
Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do, we do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do, we do!
Who robs cavefish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do!
We do!!!

Album version[edit]

Marge:
Homer, a man who called himself "You-Know-Who" just invited you to a secret "Wink-Wink" at the "You-Know-What." You certainly are popular now that you're a Stonecutter.
Homer:
Oh, yes. Beer busts, beer blasts, keggers, stein hoists, AA meetings, beer night. It's wonderful, Marge! I've never felt so accepted in all my life! These people look deep within my soul and assign me a number based on the order in which I joined.
Stonecutters:
Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do, we do!
Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do, we do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do, we do!
Who robs cavefish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do!
We do!!!

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The song is the second track on the album Songs in the Key of Springfield.

"We Do (The Stonecutters' Song)" was nominated for a Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Original Music and Lyrics in the 47th Primetime Emmy Awards. However, it lost to "Ordinary Miracles" from Barbra Streisand in Concert.[1]

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