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Dr. Zaius

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For the character, see Dr. Zaius.
"Dr. Zaius"
Dr. Zaius song.png
Song Information
Singers: Harry Shearer
Phil Hartman
Hank Azaria
Pamela Hayden
Dan Castellaneta
Characters: Ape #1
Troy McClure
Ape #2
Ape Elders
Ape Nurse
Dr. Zaius
Length: 0:58
Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen
Lyrics: Jack Barth
Album: Songs in the Key of Springfield
Appearance(s): "A Fish Called Selma"

"Dr. Zaius" is a song from Stop the Planet of the Apes I Want to Get Off. It is sung by Troy McClure, Dr. Zaius and several other apes.

Lyrics[edit]

Ape #1:
Help, the human's about to escape!
Troy:
Get your paws off me, you dirty ape!
Ape #2:
[gasps] He can talk!
Ape Elders:
He can talk! He can talk!
He can talk! He can talk!
He can talk! He can talk!
Troy:
I can siiiiiiiing!
Chimp Nurse:
Ooh, help me, Dr. Zaius!
Ape Elders:
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Oh, Dr. Zaius!
Ape Elder:
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Troy:
What's wrong with me?
Dr. Zaius:
I think you're crazy.
Troy:
I want a second opinion.
Dr. Zaius:
You're also lazy.
Ape Elders:
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Oh, Dr. Zaius!
Ape Elder:
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Troy:
Can I play the piano anymore?
Dr. Zaius:
Of course you can.
Troy:
Well, I couldn't before.
[plays the piano]
Ape Elders:
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The song is a parody of "Rock Me Amadeus" by Falco. It is part of the twenty-seventh track, "A Fish Called Selma (Medley)", from the album Songs in the Key of Springfield.

Appearances[edit]