Kamp Krusty (Medley)

"Kamp Krusty (Medley)"

Song Information Singers: Nancy Cartwright Dan Castellaneta Gene Merlino Characters: Bart Simpson Krusty Crooner Campers Length: 2:19 Writer(s): Original: Jimmy Kennedy Michael Carr Gracie Films Logo: Jeffrey Townsend Parody lyrics: David M. Stern Album: Songs in the Key of Springfield Appearance(s): "Kamp Krusty"

"Kamp Krusty" (Medley) is a track from Songs in the Key of Springfield. It is the fifteenth track on the album and consists of the songs "South of the Border" and "Gracie Films Logo".

Lyrics

South of the Border

Bart:

How could you, Krusty? I never lend my name to an inferior product.

Krusty:

(gasps and sobs) They drove a dump truck full of money up to my house! I'm not made of stone!

Bart:

Krusty, this camp was a nightmare! They fed us gruel! They forced us to make wallets for export and one of the campers was eaten by a bear!

Krusty:

Oh, my God! [sobs harder]

Bart:

Well, actually the bear just ate his hat.

Krusty:

Was it a nice hat?

Bart:

Oh, yeah.

Krusty:

Oh, my God! [sobs even harder than before] Well, I'm gonna make it all up to you. I'm gonna show you kids the time of your life. Get ready for two weeks at the happiest place on Earth... TIJUANA!!!!

Campers:

YAAAAAAAAAAY!!

Crooner:

South of the border - down Mexico way.

That's where I fell in love, when stars above came out to play.

And now as I wonder - my thoughts ever stray.

South of the border - down Mexico way.

She was a picture - in old Spanish lace,

And just for a tender while, I kissed a smile - upon her face.

For it was fiesta - and we were so gay,

South of the border - Mexico way.

Those mission bells told me that I must not stray,

South of the border - down Mexico way.

Gracie Films Logo

[Mariachi version of the Gracie Films logo plays]

Mexicans:

¡Olé!

Behind the Laughter

"South of the Border" is a real song, best known for its performance by Frank Sinatra.

Appearances

• Album – Songs in the Key of Springfield

Songs in the Key of Springfield
The Simpsons Main Title Theme (Extended Version) • We Do (The Stonecutters' Song) • Dancin' Homer (Medley) (Crosstown Bridge • Capitol City) • Homer & Apu (Medley) (Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart? • Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart? (Reprise)) • 'Round Springfield (Medley) (Bleeding Gums Blues • A Four-Headed King • There She Sits, Brokenhearted • Jazzman) • Oh, Streetcar! (The Musical) (White-Hot Grease Fires (Prologue) • Long Before the Superdome • New Orleans • I Thought My Life Would Be a Mardi Gras • I Am Just a Simple Paper Boy • Stella! • She Flies • The Kindness of Strangers) • Jingle Bells • $pringfield (Medley) (The Simpsons End Credits Theme (Big Band Vegas) • Gracie Films Logo) • "Itchy & Scratchy" Main Title Theme • "Itchy & Scratchy" End Credits Theme • "The Day the Violence Died (Medley)" (Not Jazz Chor, But Sad Chor • The Amendment Song) • Señor Burns • The Simpsons End Credits Theme ("Afro-Cuban" Version) • Your Wife Don't Understand You • Kamp Krusty (Medley) (South of the Border • Gracie Films Logo) • The Simpsons End Credits Theme ("Australian" Version) • The Simpsons End Credits Theme ("Hill Street Blues" Homage) • The Simpsons End Credits Theme ("It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World" Homage) • Treehouse of Horror V (Medley) (Controlling the Transmission (Prologue) • The Simpsons Halloween Special Main Title Theme) • Honey Roasted Peanuts • Boy-Scoutz 'N the Hood (Medley) (Saved by the Bell • Jackpot • Springfield, Springfield (Parts 1 & 2) • Remember This? • Another Edwardian Morning) • Two Dozen and One Greyhounds (Medley) (The Pick of the Litter • See My Vest) • Eye on Springfield Theme • Flaming Moe's • Homer's Barbershop Quartet (Medley)‎ (One Last Call • Baby on Board) • TV Sucks‎ • A Fish Called Selma (Medley) (Troy Chic • Stop the Planet of the Apes • Dr. Zaius • Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z) • Send In the Clowns • The Monorail Song • In Search of an Out of Body Vibe • Cool • Bagged Me a Homer • It Was a Very Good Beer • Bart Sells His Soul (Medley) (From God's Brain to Your Mouth • In the Garden of Eden) • Happy Birthday, Lisa • The Simpsons Halloween Special End Credits Theme ("The Addams Family" Homage) • "Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part One (Medley) (Who Dunnit? • The Simpsons End Credits Theme ("JFK" Homage)) • Lisa's Wedding (Medley) (The Simpsons End Credits Theme (Renaissance" Version) • Gracie Films Logo) • The Simpsons End Credits Theme ("Dragnet" Homage)