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Kamp Krusty (Medley)

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"Kamp Krusty (Medley)"
Song Information
Singers: Nancy Cartwright
Dan Castellaneta
Gene Merlino
Characters: Bart Simpson
Krusty
Crooner
Campers
Length: 2:19
Writer(s): Original: Jimmy Kennedy
Michael Carr
Gracie Films Logo: Jeffrey Townsend
Parody lyrics: David M. Stern
Album: Songs in the Key of Springfield
Appearance(s): "Kamp Krusty"

"Kamp Krusty" (Medley) is a track from Songs in the Key of Springfield. It is the fifteenth track on the album and consists of the songs "South of the Border" and "Gracie Films Logo".

Lyrics[edit]

South of the Border[edit]

Bart:
How could you, Krusty? I never lend my name to an inferior product.
Krusty:
(gasps and sobs) They drove a dump truck full of money up to my house! I'm not made of stone!
Bart:
Krusty, this camp was a nightmare! They fed us gruel! They forced us to make wallets for export and one of the campers was eaten by a bear!
Krusty:
Oh, my God! [sobs harder]
Bart:
Well, actually the bear just ate his hat.
Krusty:
Was it a nice hat?
Bart:
Oh, yeah.
Krusty:
Oh, my God! [sobs even harder than before] Well, I'm gonna make it all up to you. I'm gonna show you kids the time of your life. Get ready for two weeks at the happiest place on Earth... TIJUANA!!!!
Campers:
YAAAAAAAAAAY!!
Crooner:
South of the border - down Mexico way.
That's where I fell in love, when stars above came out to play.
And now as I wonder - my thoughts ever stray.
South of the border - down Mexico way.
She was a picture - in old Spanish lace,
And just for a tender while, I kissed a smile - upon her face.
For it was fiesta - and we were so gay,
South of the border - Mexico way.
Those mission bells told me that I must not stray,
South of the border - down Mexico way.

[edit]

[Mariachi version of the Gracie Films logo plays]
Mexicans:
¡Olé!

Behind the Laughter[edit]

"South of the Border" is a real song, best known for its performance by Frank Sinatra.

Appearances[edit]