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I Am Just a Simple Paper Boy

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"I Am Just a Simple Paper Boy"
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Song Information
Singers: Hank Azaria
Characters: Apu Nahasapeemapetilon (Steve Hubbell)
Length: 0:40
Writer(s): Lyrics: Jeff Martin
Music: Alf Clausen
Appearance(s): "A Streetcar Named Marge"

"I Am Just a Simple Paper Boy" is a song sung by Apu Nahasapeemapetilon (Steve Hubbell) in Oh, Streetcar!


I am just a simple paper boy,
No romance do I seek.
I just wanted forty cents
For my deliveries last week.
Will this bewitching floozy
Seduce this humble newsie?
Oh, what's a a paper boy to... do?

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The song is part of the "Oh, Streetcar! (The Musical)" track on the album Songs in the Key of Springfield.