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TV Sucks

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"TV Sucks"
Song Information
Singers: Nancy Cartwright
Dan Castellaneta
Characters: Bart Simpson
Homer Simpson
Length: 0:34
Writer(s): Dialogue: John Swartzwelder
Album: Songs in the Key of Springfield
Appearance(s): "Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie"

"TV Sucks" is a dialogue spoken by Homer and Bart.


Someday you'll thank me for this, son.
Not bloody likely.
No, it's true.
You know, when I was a boy.
I really wanted a catcher's mitt,
but my dad wouldn't get it for me.
So I held my breath until I passed out
and banged my head on the coffee table.
The doctor thought
I might have brain damage.
Dad, what's the point of this story?
I like stories.
Can I please
go to the movie?
I know my punishment might seem
a little harsh, but I can't go back on it.
You're welcome to watch
anything you want on TV.
TV sucks.

Behind the Laughter[edit]

It's the twenty-sixth track on the album Songs in the Key of Springfield.