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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I'm tired. I'm hungry. Red plastic sandals are not good running-away footwear. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Just because [[Maggie]] can't talk doesn't mean she's dumb. [[Einstein]] didn't speak until he was 3. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} And even then he could only speak German. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} I can't believe I'm jealous of a baby! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Hey, so am I! When you're a baby, you can just spend all day rolling around on the floor. (sighs) I miss those days. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Nelson]]}} Then roll, baby! (Bart rolls on the bus floor) Ha Ha! Floor Baby! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} You're laughing at him for something you made him do. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Nelson}} Well… you're gay! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} People who call other people gay are often covering up their own latent homosexuality. | |
| − | : | + | :''[Nelson panics and jumps out the emergency exit; he rolls and then gets back up]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|Nelson}} BULLIES RULE! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Little Boy}} The pig says, "oink!" The chicken says.. | |
| − | + | {{qf|{{ap|Henry|Smart and Smarter}}}} Stop! I could go to any Chuck E' Cheese in America if I want to hear what animals say. You know what I say? I say next! | |
| − | : | + | :''[The mother picks up the little boy and walks away]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|Little Boy}} You're a poopie! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Henry}} ''[to the mother]'' Do you nurse with that mouth? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Look what they sent over. A talking dealy. His name is [[Phonics Frog]]. (presses A, B, and C) | |
| − | + | {{qf|Phonics Frog}} Ah-Buh-Cuh… | |
| − | : | + | :''[Homer types his name]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|Phonics Frog}} Huh-Oh-Muh-Eh-Ur | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} That's me! Huh-Oh-Muh-Eh-Ur. (presses more buttons) | |
| − | + | {{qf|Phonics Frog}} This-Is-Huh-Oh-Muh-Eh-Ur-Dok-tor-Hee's-too-sick-too-urk-too-day. | |
| − | : | + | :''[Homer laughs]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Uh… I'll be right back. (runs to the phone) | |
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:'''[[Squeaky-voiced teen|Pimply Teen]]''' [to [[Comic Book Guy]]]: Sir, you can't take food into the theater. | :'''[[Squeaky-voiced teen|Pimply Teen]]''' [to [[Comic Book Guy]]]: Sir, you can't take food into the theater. | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Comic Book Guy}} Search all you want. You'll never find it all. I'm baking muffins as we speak. | |
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| − | : | + | :''[Lisa tries to be a stand-up comedian]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} So... why do they call them field trips? We never go to a field! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Not true! Last week we went to a battlefield. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Ralph]]}} I'm bembarrassed for you! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Nelson}} The following "Ha Ha" is not from amusement, but a sign of contempt. Ha Ha! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} So Maggie's NOT a genius? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Henry}} Oh, she could be… at sweeping up hair! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} That's my baby, jerk! (punches Henry leaving him with a bruise on his nose) | |
| − | + | {{qf|Henry}} You call that a punch? I felt it, but it was like "so what"? (Homer punches Henry again leaving a nosebleed) Oh, again with the nose. I have a chin too, you know!(Homer punches Henry making him unconscious) | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Moe]]}} (as the butler) Don't worry sir, the maid and I will take him out to the curb. Come on! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Barney]]}} (as the maid) You promised me no one would get hurt! | |
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| − | :[When Lisa is dressed up as a goth] | + | :''[When Lisa is dressed up as a goth]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} What are you now, Lisa? An Oakland Raiders fan? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} We've all learned something today. Never be something you're not, namely food. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Simon Cowell]]}} (after seeing his name in the ending credits) Now, there's a celebrity! | |
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:'''Simon Cowell''' [when the "[[Gracie Films]]" woman shushes]: Oh, shhh yourself! | :'''Simon Cowell''' [when the "[[Gracie Films]]" woman shushes]: Oh, shhh yourself! | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|Simon Cowell}} She's as common as an angry woman in an Ibsen play. | |
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- Lisa: I'm tired. I'm hungry. Red plastic sandals are not good running-away footwear.
- Lisa: Just because Maggie can't talk doesn't mean she's dumb. Einstein didn't speak until he was 3.
- Marge: And even then he could only speak German.
- Lisa: I can't believe I'm jealous of a baby!
- Bart: Hey, so am I! When you're a baby, you can just spend all day rolling around on the floor. (sighs) I miss those days.
- Nelson: Then roll, baby! (Bart rolls on the bus floor) Ha Ha! Floor Baby!
- Lisa: You're laughing at him for something you made him do.
- Nelson: Well… you're gay!
- Lisa: People who call other people gay are often covering up their own latent homosexuality.
- [Nelson panics and jumps out the emergency exit; he rolls and then gets back up]
- Nelson: BULLIES RULE!
- Little Boy: The pig says, "oink!" The chicken says..
- Henry: Stop! I could go to any Chuck E' Cheese in America if I want to hear what animals say. You know what I say? I say next!
- [The mother picks up the little boy and walks away]
- Little Boy: You're a poopie!
- Henry: [to the mother] Do you nurse with that mouth?
- Homer: Look what they sent over. A talking dealy. His name is Phonics Frog. (presses A, B, and C)
- Phonics Frog: Ah-Buh-Cuh…
- [Homer types his name]
- Phonics Frog: Huh-Oh-Muh-Eh-Ur
- Homer: That's me! Huh-Oh-Muh-Eh-Ur. (presses more buttons)
- Phonics Frog: This-Is-Huh-Oh-Muh-Eh-Ur-Dok-tor-Hee's-too-sick-too-urk-too-day.
- [Homer laughs]
- Homer: Uh… I'll be right back. (runs to the phone)
- Pimply Teen [to Comic Book Guy]: Sir, you can't take food into the theater.
- Comic Book Guy: Search all you want. You'll never find it all. I'm baking muffins as we speak.
- [Lisa tries to be a stand-up comedian]
- Lisa: So... why do they call them field trips? We never go to a field!
- Principal Skinner: Not true! Last week we went to a battlefield.
- Ralph: I'm bembarrassed for you!
- Nelson: The following "Ha Ha" is not from amusement, but a sign of contempt. Ha Ha!
- Lisa: So Maggie's NOT a genius?
- Henry: Oh, she could be… at sweeping up hair!
- Homer: That's my baby, jerk! (punches Henry leaving him with a bruise on his nose)
- Henry: You call that a punch? I felt it, but it was like "so what"? (Homer punches Henry again leaving a nosebleed) Oh, again with the nose. I have a chin too, you know!(Homer punches Henry making him unconscious)
- Moe: (as the butler) Don't worry sir, the maid and I will take him out to the curb. Come on!
- Barney: (as the maid) You promised me no one would get hurt!
- [When Lisa is dressed up as a goth]
- Milhouse: What are you now, Lisa? An Oakland Raiders fan?
- Homer: We've all learned something today. Never be something you're not, namely food.
- Simon Cowell: (after seeing his name in the ending credits) Now, there's a celebrity!
- Simon Cowell [when the "Gracie Films" woman shushes]: Oh, shhh yourself!
- Simon Cowell: She's as common as an angry woman in an Ibsen play.
