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Catch 'Em If You Can/Quotes

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Season 15 Episode Quotes
330 "My Big Fat Geek Wedding"
"Catch 'Em If You Can"
"Simple Simpson" 332

Marge: [about Bart] That boy failed show and tell, but he's on our ass like Sherlock Holmes!

Stewardess: [to Homer] Sir, what would you like for dinner? One Steak or two steaks?
Homer: Can I have both?
Stewardess: Of course, sir.

Homer: [watching Love Story over Bart and Lisa's objections] Your mother and I are trying to lose each other in this movie, so shut the hell up!

U.S. Customs Officer: Beat it, you puck-slapping maple suckers.
Canada Customs Officer: Take a hike, you Shatner-stealing Mexico touchers.

Homer: As the Bible says, to hell with that.

Homer: [to Bart and Lisa] Fine, stay here and rot with Grampa.
Grampa: I'm only rotting on the right side!
Homer: I'll right side you!

Homer: [to Marge] We're alone now.
Bart: You're never alone in this crap shack.
Homer: Why you little-- [smashes the wall with his arms and chokes Bart]

Lisa: I'm going into the Gold Medallion club, with Silver Level membership! [laughs]
Airport security guard: The hell you are! [pulls out a shotgun]

Bart: It's your fault for giving birth to my arch enemy!
Lisa: At least I was planned!
Marge: Stop it! No one was planned!

Homer: And now my darling. It's finally time for a romance. But before the intercourse. The dinner course! [opens the tray revealing Bart and Lisa inside shocking him and Marge]
Lisa: Busted!
Bart: [to Homer and Marge] You guys lied to us!
Lisa: [Homer and Marge back away into the bed] You probably did this how all time. This whole family build a tissue of lies and romance.
Bart: Yeah! It's a tissue cover of blood and boogers!
Marge: [fed up] Would you two just shut up?! Sure we lied. We lied so we can spend a single night as a married couple without worrying about you kids.
Bart: [swings his arm] Those days are over. Give it up.
Marge: [sighs sadly] You win kids. Just sleep her tonight and we'll all go back to Springfield tomorrow.
Bart: Great! [to Lisa] What you want to play?
Lisa: How about the floor is made of lava? [she and Bart run around the room laughing leaving Homer and Marge looking depressed]
Homer: [sadly] All I want was a second Honeymoon. And now the floor is made of lava.
Season 15 Quotes
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