Catch 'Em If You Can/Quotes
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"Catch 'Em If You Can"
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- Marge: [about Bart] That boy failed show and tell, but he's on our ass like Sherlock Holmes!
- Stewardess: [to Homer] Sir, what would you like for dinner? One Steak or two steaks?
- Homer: Can I have both?
- Stewardess: Of course, sir.
- Homer: [watching Love Story over Bart and Lisa's objections] Your mother and I are trying to lose each other in this movie, so shut the hell up!
- U.S. Customs Officer: Beat it, you puck-slapping maple suckers.
- Canada Customs Officer: Take a hike, you Shatner-stealing Mexico touchers.
- Homer: As the Bible says, to hell with that.
- Homer: [to Bart and Lisa] Fine, stay here and rot with Grampa.
- Grampa: I'm only rotting on the right side!
- Homer: I'll right side you!
- Homer: [to Marge] We're alone now.
- Bart: You're never alone in this crap shack.
- Homer: Why you little-- [smashes the wall with his arms and chokes Bart]
- Lisa: I'm going into the Gold Medallion club, with Silver Level membership! [laughs]
- Airport security guard: The hell you are! [pulls out a shotgun]
- Bart: It's your fault for giving birth to my arch enemy!
- Lisa: At least I was planned!
- Marge: Stop it! No one was planned!
- Homer: And now my darling. It's finally time for a romance. But before the intercourse. The dinner course! [opens the tray revealing Bart and Lisa inside shocking him and Marge]
- Lisa: Busted!
- Bart: [to Homer and Marge] You guys lied to us!
- Lisa: [Homer and Marge back away into the bed] You probably did this how all time. This whole family build a tissue of lies and romance.
- Bart: Yeah! It's a tissue cover of blood and boogers!
- Marge: [fed up] Would you two just shut up?! Sure we lied. We lied so we can spend a single night as a married couple without worrying about you kids.
- Bart: [swings his arm] Those days are over. Give it up.
- Marge: [sighs sadly] You win kids. Just sleep her tonight and we'll all go back to Springfield tomorrow.
- Bart: Great! [to Lisa] What you want to play?
- Lisa: How about the floor is made of lava? [she and Bart run around the room laughing leaving Homer and Marge looking depressed]
- Homer: [sadly] All I want was a second Honeymoon. And now the floor is made of lava.
